toxic calorie intake

When a person eats so much unhealthy food around others that their relationships become toxic

My friend has such a toxic calorie intake, constantly eating and leaving fast food around when he knows I’m fasting

by DollarTreeGuy May 30, 2021

Empty Calories

A quarterback who puts up a lot of seemingly impressive stats, but rarely wins games, rendering his stats useless in the grand scheme of things.

Also applicable for stats put up when the team is down or up by a lot. AKA, not when a game is being determined.

Jay: I am so pumped for my team's new QB, we are going to air it out all season long.

Joel: Hmm, I don't know. All I see is a bunch of empty calories, he may be useless when it counts.

Jay: Ugh, he never wins big games, you are so right.

by Mike109999 March 21, 2022

Tiberias Calore VII (Cal)

literally one of the most underrated characters in victoria aveyard's "red queen" series. brave, supportive and always standing for his beliefs, I LOVE THIS MAN AND I'M SO SORRY FOR WHAT HE WAS GOING TROUGH THE ENTIRE SERIES

Person 1: Do you like Tiberias Calore VII (Cal)?

Person 2: Yes, he's really caring, intelligent, and, you know, the man of my dreams.

by soxenia May 5, 2022

high calorie human

A fat person; the "nice" way to call someone fat or to refer to someone who is fat when you are too weak to tell them the truth.

"Two high calorie humans wanted for allegedly setting fire to an apartment in Toronto.
"two WHAT?"

by RyanTheDefiner May 26, 2024

hippie calorie

One hippie calorie is equivalent to 1mg of THC.

That gummy I ate had 20 hippie calories.

by Gonads77 February 21, 2025

High Caloried

A heavyset person who consumes a lot of calories, resulting in obesity.

She is a high caloried person who talks about men online.

by The Queen Of Accountability February 24, 2025

High Caloriesha

An overweight woman who talks down to others because of her own insecurities.

You’re a high Caloriesha who hates men.

by The Queen Of Accountability March 31, 2025