Coach Caliendo

A coach at my school who looks particularly like an alien, and gives referrals for no reason.
She absolutely loves the girls who actually participate in her terrible activities.

I would probably die if we play “hit the pin” a favorite game of hers.

I fucking hate her, if you didn’t know.

Coach Caliendo: alright girls, go play hit the pin. Because I want to be a pain in your ass
Some girls: WOOOO!!
Me: I’ll find a way to torture you piece of shit

by Krazybitchfrog May 27, 2019

caca caliente

Hot shit that makes your ass burn with regret of ever eating those Hot Cheetos!

Dude... I just took a Caca Caliente

by AppleBot January 20, 2021

pipes are calling

A more polite way to say you need to take a shit.

C: Hey let's go grab a beer in a few.
A: Sounds good but the pipes are calling.

C: I'll just meet you there in an hour then.

by sinfulgamer February 27, 2017

Sarah Wayne Callies

A woman born June 1st, 1977. She starred as a character named Sarah Tancredi in the show Prison Break. The show aired August 29th, 2005. She also played a character named Lori Grimes in The Walking Dead.

Girl: Omg did you see Sarah Wayne Callies in Prison Break!

by Prison Break Fan June 2, 2021

Vegas is calling

When you bet on a sports game and it seems great when all of the sudden you lose the bet. Vegas called in to make you lose.

My bet was in the money but all of the sudden I lost. Vegas is calling.

by BeastRunner December 13, 2021

But you're the one calling

"But you're the one calling" Is a translation from a polish version of "who asked" or just straight up telling someone that they're bragging about an irrelevant topic or just another way of saying "who asked?"

Your girlfriend slept with 3 guys before you!

Unless she does when I'm in a relationship ship with her I don't mind.

I was one of them.

But you're the one calling.

by Fearanka July 1, 2022

don't bother calling

The last catch cry of a hideous woman on the walk of shame. Commonly after she has performed an act of fellatio and has had a cab called for her because there was no chance she was getting a spooning.

Hammo (through a slit in the bedroom door): Don't bother spooning that

Gronk: are you gonna let them speak to me like that?

Timmy: I'll call ya a cab, shall I?

Gronk (out the front waiting for a cab): you can't treat people like this, *sob* I can hear what you say under your breath *sob sob*

The Boys: waaaa, boo hoo

Gronk: Don't bother calling.....

(group hugs, tears and a sincere one kneed WHHHYYYYY)

by paddymac August 25, 2009