Cum-Incrusted-Caccoon

The aftermath you find yourself in after indulging in pure gluttony of greek yogurt consumption.

Dude eat so much greek yogurt yesterday, he was discovered on the sofa in his very own “Cum-Incrusted-Caccoon”

by IvyFayeStarr September 22, 2021

Turked up in Caicos

Feeling of excitement and/or arousal from any given situation. The presence of the feelings associated with an erection while not necessarily having one. Synonymous with bricked up, fully torqued, hard as a rock.

Friend: Damn that cutie has been staring at you for a minute now
Me: Oh I know, I am fully turked up in caicos right now

by AgressivelyMediocre May 30, 2022

Calculator

Most pleasuring sex toy out there.

I just bought a new calculator, I can't wait to use it.

by MackDaddy45234 June 3, 2010

calculata

what twins Paul and Aiden wanted more than anything for Christmas.

(from an SNL sketch starring John Malkovich.)

Ma. Ma. Ma. Ma. Are we getting a calculata? I'm gonna add so many numbas.

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd February 14, 2009

Calcuboner

a boner received while using, playing with, or touching electronics espescially calculators

the boy in the back of my math class got a Calcuboner while solving a math problem

by joe the plumber1232345 November 3, 2009

Calc

Short for calculator. A word in meaning similar to geek.

Girl 1: Ahh that boys well fit.

Girl 2: WHAT!! He's such a calc, man.

by lukaaaaas September 4, 2009

Penis Size Calculator

An almost foolproof method to calculate the size of someone's penis without actually taking a ruler and measuring it.

height in inches (i.e. 70 instead of 5'10") divided by the age you started puberty.

blacks and italians can add between 1/2 and 3/4 inch, while asians can subtract between 3/4 and an inch.

so far, its been close, if not exactly on par with everyone tested.

The Penis Size Calculator is 90-100% accurate.

by kfjwhsfiuhfww March 17, 2008