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Custom

A sweet and amazing person who doesn't know their own worth. One who is truly special and deserving of good things.
Wow, he's really such a Custom...
by Reggie Zarola October 28, 2020
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custom pepe

When people make their own versions of pepe.
That's a nice custom pepe you have there!
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Custom House

Area which is crazy coz there was a guy that chopped up dead bodies and placed em in a freezer
Jake: Ayo bro, would you move Custom House
Jacob: Unless I'm asking to be chopped up and placed in a freezer, I'm never moving to Custom House
by yournansasocialreject102 January 31, 2022
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To speak with a customer service representative, press 9

Well, THANK you --- FINALLY! Dat is what I've been waiting to hear for da last three minutes!
Advice to CEOs everywhere: Most of da folks who call your service-center will need to verbally inquire/protest about their matter of business --- i.e., their question or issue is not something dat they can resolve themselves by merely using your automated phone system --- and so why not offer them DAT option FIRST, rather than making them suffer through a whole tedious-and-useless-to-them menu-litany before their exasperated ears eventually hear da welcome words, "To speak with a customer service representative, press 9"?! Why subject their distressed/confused/hurried selves to those other eight "press one for this, press two for this" possibilities which they very seldom could use, anyway?!
P.S. And yes, we already know da answer to this question: namely, da board of directors hope dat one of da other non-human-interaction options will work for a particular caller, thus saving da company time and money by having to hire fewer phone-secretaries. But da point here is dat this so seldom actually happens in real life --- again, most people who call customer service do so precisely because they ARE needing to speak to someone at da company about their problem --- and so why needlessly delay them from getting da info and/or assistance they need to resolve their issue, when most of them are gonna end up having to speak to a customer service rep anyway, and so those other options dat you're offering them will seldom actually save any time or additional-employee salaries in da end?
by QuacksO May 20, 2023
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The Customers

A mediocre garage surf band made up of high school kids in south jersey that sounds a little too much like the growlers. Chances are if you go to one of their gigs you arent going for the music.
Yo are you going to the customers tonight?
Yeah man how much are they selling cigs for?
by sunnysideup56 February 3, 2020
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Hood Customs

A well-known game only virgins play
person1: yo do you play hood customs?
person2: no nigga im not a virgin
by DangerousKilla February 28, 2023
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