Vagina crunch

The feeling when your vagina recoils because you find something someone said/did so repulsive

Omg that was so vile I had a vagina crunch

by Factsoflifeforwomen June 21, 2015

Fairy Crunch

A magical fairy who enjoys giving her teddy bear a load of BS.

Fairy Crunch: Hello, teddy.
Teddy: Hello fairy how are- OH MY GOD!

by Nico Usami June 9, 2011

Toe crunching

When you fist a girl but with foot, by crunching your toes like a fist.

"I love toe crunching girls, it's so easy"

by Kailebthecunt November 21, 2017

credit crunch

A high-fiber breakfast cereal eaten mainly by hedge fund speculators and derivatives traders. It's the real breakfast of champions.

I've just had a bowl of credit crunch - now I can sell short all day without stopping to eat!

by honkhiam April 28, 2010

O-crunches

Somewhat inadvertent "crunches," or quick contractions of the abdomen, that some women perform during orgasm; especially during multiple orgasms.

Alternatively known to as "O-sit-ups."

"Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!" Tami cried during her "workout." She was too lazy to get up, put on spandex, lie on the floor, and do actual crunches, and preferred instead to stay in bed while Josh gave her o-crunches.

by magicalunicornfucker August 22, 2012

Bunny-crunching

When one has the habit of crushing those golden hollow Lindt Gold Bunnies, whenever one sees a display of the crazy expensive critters. By simply pushing your thumbs into them, they implode really nicely.

Whenever Sheryl sees a display of those bunnies, she insists on bunny-crunching at least one or two.

by Gerardb63 May 20, 2014

Cum crunch

The spot of dried cum on the cloth used to clean up your orgasm.

This is some nasty Cum crunch

by Bony McGee May 12, 2014