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Fungi cornholyis

The medical term to describe a bad case of athlete's asshole.
Brett: Man my asshole looks like I ran it up and down a fucking cactus. I got a bad case of fungi cornholyis.
Rick: Stop trying to sound smart and just say athlete's asshole!
by Couplepals September 10, 2019
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Corn Hole

I stuck my penis in her corn hole.
by Anonymous January 6, 2007
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Cornholio

Common definition: A retarded White guy that thinks he's an Arab that needs toilet paper for his bunghole.

Underground definition: An Arab that hoards toilet paper when there's a global pandemic going on.
Beavis: I'm Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole! But look! But look! He needs more TP than me!

*points at Arab dude*

Butthead: Shut up dumbass!

*bitch slaps Beavis.....WHOOOOOP!!!!!*

Beavis: ARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!
by Pony Battles July 10, 2020
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The Cornholers Suprize

Very rude and rather evil to use... The Cornholers Suprize is a near fail proof way to insure that the reciever NEVER comes back to your bed.
Process is very simple...
1- Get the target into having sex with you.
2- Achieve the doggy stlye position.
3- Just be for you blow your load, accidently cramp your wang balls deep in to targets butthole.
4- To make sure they stay away. be VERY VERY rude about it. Never I say NEVER utter the words "I'm sorry".
My ex keep cock blocking me at partys. So I sweet talked her into one last round of good by sex. HAHA! You should have seen the look on her face when I gave her "The Cornholers Suprize"! She has not been around since.
by The Jerk Meister January 24, 2009
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cornholio

slang for anus. the hole where corn is discharged from the body after digestion. A greek god.
I am Cornholio, i need t.p. for my bunghole!!!
by Morris Balamut April 26, 2006
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corn hole

n.- The opening at the lower end of the alimentary canal through which bits of corn are eliminated from the body.

aka: bung-hole
"To soothe my 'corn hole' after taking painful shits, I use Preparation H!"
by Tate Donavan January 6, 2007
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corn hole

the squaw said to the john, "front hole: money hole, back hole: corn hole".
by sphincter boy toy July 29, 2011
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