Marty Cooke

Loves himself a good corndog and looks like one too. He has thighs as big as a table and looks like he is straight out of the cold cut meat section of your local grocery store. Also loves himself some toes.

“Why are my toes wet”
“Marty Cooke must have gotten to ya”

by 420WankSauce February 14, 2019

brady cook

He's a fucking player but he is actually so fucking Hoooooottttt!!!!!!!!!!!!! He has justin beiber hair and little pieces of hair that stick up from behind is ears. He'll date ur bestfriend. He will also make you fall in love with him but then he never talks to you again.

Hey did you see brady cook
Ya he fucking is so hot but he will ruin ur life
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by Brady Fish May 9, 2019

Momma's Cooking

When Kwame Brown talks out the truth whether the opposition wants to hear it or not.

Kwame Brown just served Stephen A Smith with Momma's Cooking on his YouTube. "Stephen A. Why Was You At Them Colleges & Why Was You At Them High Schools Boy?"

by That Madness July 12, 2021

finna cook

"Finna cook" mean gonna roast someone or something

"I'm finna cook ur lil stoopid ahhh"

by Finna Cook November 26, 2018

Cooking the sausage

When male inserts his penis into a vagina however does not remove it and continues to leave it there for a length of time

Ben had an amazing night cooking the sausage with Jane

by AltCro March 28, 2018

Wishful Cooking

To cook meals that aren't traditionally considered to be seasonally appropriate as a creative way to wish for the coming of another season.

Often considered to be a flagship form of "seasonal superstition."

Son: Why is dad out barbecuing at the peak of our Minnesota winter?

Mother: Oh you know your father, he's just up to more of his wishful cooking.

by Puma Puma April 5, 2008

Cooks Source

Plagiarism. Stealing. Comes from the cooking magazine of the same name which plagiarized articles lifted off the internet.

No, I totally cooks sourced it from the internets. All that stuff is public domain, you know?

by punxnotdead286 November 7, 2010