unrequited bluetooth conversation 

When you think someone is talking to you, but they're really talking to someone over the bluetooth peice in their ear

"Hey Jenny guess what?"
"I had unrequited bluetooth conversation yesterday!"
"No way man."
"No like way, dude."

unrequited bluetooth conversation by Don'tlaughatme May 5, 2009

conversation ninja 

A third party who "ninjas" their way into a conversation they were not originally a part, usually with a comment which mean they have been eavesdropping for an extended period of time, like a ninja striking in the shadows.

Jackie just pulled a conversation ninja. I didn't even notice her before she dropped that comment about her Lexus while we were talking about luxury cars.

conversation ninja by rmsiii December 11, 2007

Lucky Star Conversation 

When you have a conversation about random stuff and facts no one cares about. It can go on for like...hours.

Kay: me and Jenny went to Starbucks and had a lucky star conversation for like hours! She never shuts up!

Lucky Star Conversation by TetsuoShima July 5, 2010

Conversation 

a tool used to make people listen to how horrible your sad excuse of a life is, sometimes used as a torture device for terrorists.

Cop: "He's not confessing, what should we do?"

Other Cop: "Go into the room and start a conversation about your life."

*Cop goes into room and starts talking*

Terrorist: "Please! I'm begging you! Please just shut up! I'll tell you anything!"

Conversation by electronic chic October 18, 2010

conversion party 

Sex party where HIV negative men go to have sex with multiple positive partners in hopes of getting infected.

I tried to stop Joe from going to that conversion party, but he is stupid and thinks getting infected is hot.

conversion party by dannyboy001 October 31, 2011

conversation walling 

When you're trying to make a conversation with a girl/guy you met recently, either A) online B) via text message or C) in person, and she/he responds to any of your questions with blank stares, one letter text messages using the words: oh, cool, or nice, or nothing at all until you have to try to change the subject.

Ron: so do you have any brothers or sister?
Emily: Yes
~4 minute delay~
Ron: Are you the oldest?
Emily: No
~2 minute delay~
Ron: So how was your day?
~2 minute delay~
Emily: Ok
Ron: Are you conversation walling me on purpose?
Emily: What?
Ron: I think I'd have a better conversation with a brick wall.

conversation walling by snazzywordsmith January 17, 2015

Internet hotness conversion factor 

The process of using incorrect but more attractive stats on a dating profile in order to get more hits. This phrase was used by Lester on NBC's TV series, Chuck (Episode 214, "Chuck Versus the Suburbs"). The concept can also be seen in Brad Paisley's hit song "Online".

I'm 5'4" and weigh 425 pounds... but you should see the hits I get on eHarmony. With the internet hotness conversion factor, I'm now 6'5" and I have abs of steel.

Internet hotness conversion factor by JessLewis March 17, 2009