A person who tries to portray themselves as a gangster online on sites such as Myspace, sconex, and blackplanet. These people are normally the very opposite of gangster when met face to face.
"He was a b*tch when we tried to confront him. But on his MySpace page he said he was ______ (enter gang). Man he's definetly a computer gangster.
by J-Bizzy March 25, 2006
Get the computer gangstermug. Anyone that uses a computer for their job or is overly zealous in their personal use of said computer.
by mark3237 October 15, 2010
Get the Computer Jockeymug. A computer callus is located on the heel of your hand, usually the hand you use to move your mouse.
It is usually caused by the heel of your hand being rubbed against the mouse mat for long periods of time, usually during all nighters on the internet.
A computer callous is most often a little more red than your usual skin tone and is quite soft and smooth.
It is usually caused by the heel of your hand being rubbed against the mouse mat for long periods of time, usually during all nighters on the internet.
A computer callous is most often a little more red than your usual skin tone and is quite soft and smooth.
by Hollydollie August 21, 2009
Get the Computer callusmug. Where others had failed, I stumbled upon a computer monk who was able to figure out what was making my computer so slow.
by user26 January 13, 2011
Get the Computer Monkmug. ----------
To not understand computers, and to be unable to perform simple tasks with them.
The term also refers to those who do know know simple computer related terms or software applications, such as Microsoft Word.
This term does not extend to understanding 1337 speak or to those who aren't h4x0rs
To not understand computers, and to be unable to perform simple tasks with them.
The term also refers to those who do know know simple computer related terms or software applications, such as Microsoft Word.
This term does not extend to understanding 1337 speak or to those who aren't h4x0rs
Mitchell: Yo Johnny! Been h4x0ring any b0x0rs?
Johnny: Wah?
Mitchell: Oh, yer, you are computer illiterate.
Johnny: Wah?
Johnny: Wah?
Mitchell: Oh, yer, you are computer illiterate.
Johnny: Wah?
by Unknown [to an extent] December 28, 2005
Get the Computer Illiteratemug. by the only smart person December 20, 2017
Get the my computermug. An over-engineered computer capable of solving complex problems if provided proper cooling. Prone to melt downs.
"Yo did you ever get that quantum computer working?"
"Naw, I couldn't find enough air conditioners to keep it from overheation..."
"Naw, I couldn't find enough air conditioners to keep it from overheation..."
by Building Tomorrow June 30, 2021
Get the Quantum Computermug.