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Companion

Companions are supposed to watch the Emmys together. No exceptions. This is the place to look it up.
Companion A: *is in Berlin during the Emmy weekend*

Companion B: *is obligated to travel to Berlin and watch the Emmys with Companion A*
by DJ1998 September 19, 2017
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eternal companion

no such thing unless you wear your byu underwear
now my eternal companion lets be kinky and trade underwear.
by sinbad_duke_of_east_los March 25, 2007
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Hot By Comparison

When an unattractive girl appears hot due to being surrounded by even less attractive girls.
Guy: Dude, she's a total butterface!
Other Guy: Yeah man, but she's hot by comparison!
by bigdc October 28, 2011
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The Charbonneau Commission

(named after Lise Charbonneau, a high-ranking Quebec provincial-level prosecutor)

a special investigative commission set up in the Canadian province of Quebec to deal with our conscruption-industry
IMHO not only the mafia, but some of our Quebec should be investigated, de gracie regina, by The Charbonneau Commission. The said commission also has a French name, `La Commission Charbonneau`
by Sexydimma August 19, 2014
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The Sloping Companion

A defunct Wordpress blog from an arrested criminal that was a class of 1994, at Glenbard East who ran into classmate who eventually wrote the true crime yarn, The Cabbie Homicide -- as this one is a chronicled big name fan of the jam band Phish. Noted everyone else knows they are less than talented as they replaced The Grateful Dead in the 1990s. Their fanbase are known as phans as they also follow the act infamous for dumping 800 pounds of turdage on unsuspecting tourists. The light blue blog has appeal in underground heavy metal communities as being the counterpart to Fox News Channel and CBS News -- the candid life blogger with real reporting.

Known as a guilty by association in the Something Awful plagiarism incident that the goon got caught doing as the subject of "Pastor's Spouse" was also freight-trained for also covering up for it.
The light blue blog in 2014 had an investigative report of a classmate blogger behind the wordpress presence of The Sloping Companion as he later found that some were bitching about his fraud practices around the same time this came up. The wife at the time came and revealed that he knocked her up when she was just eighteen as he was a borderline pedophile -- he tried to sue the author of An Eye In Shadows for ten large, as this one threatened to cannibalize him like a Portillo's Hot Dog, in another blog entry the author took a barb implying if he wants to enjoy the taste of human meat, hands him a cleaver, suggests him to cut off his own limbs and cook them up in the back.
by illinoishorrorman May 9, 2018
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boon companion

your butt-buddysomeone you pack fudge with,usually used to describe Broke Back Mountain type of people
"Why don't you run back to your litte boon companion Mark, Irving???"
by BwareDaBrazilian May 15, 2006
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Compassionate Conservative

A person who is to the left of traditional conservatism, often but not always a politician who is looking to gain votes from undecided voters. However this strategy leads to hatred from both the left and the right. See RINO
The compassionate conservative voted for the war, but then in an attempt to save their seat voted for massive social programs raising the ire of both liberals and true conservatives.
by Sam9999 August 18, 2009
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