Columbus Softserve

During sexual intercourse one partner feels the need to swirl a twirl of dedication on their lovers buttocks.
Oh my god. My BYotch dropped a Columbus Softserve on my ass last night!! WTH?!
by opeake January 19, 2020
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Columbus Dick Sucker

Derogatory term for people from Spain. The meaning comes from Christopher Columbus and how it is stereotypical for people from Spain to say he discovered America even though it was already inhabited.
“F$&k off you, Columbus Dick Sucker!” (Offensive)
by Playboyfrog1 May 22, 2024
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Columbus Christening

Originally from Columbus, Ohio, this act involves dumping a concoction of BBQ sauce and semen (preferably human) onto someone's head, simulating a Baptism.
"My girl wanted to feel like a born-again Christian, so I gave her the ol' Columbus Christening."
by akaRakxm September 29, 2023
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COLUMBUS GUYS

Introducing Columbus Guys. The douchiest, self absorbed, nastiest dudes you’ll ever meet. Half of all Miami girls want to fuck them just because it’s the hype. Literally any girl, Lourdes girls, st Brendan girls, reef girls, etc... will fuck a guy from Columbus, and by any guy I mean even the ugliest motherfucker you can possibly imagine. On the bright side there are some Columbus guys who are actually really fuckin cool.
Columbus Guys
Girl 1: hey have you seen Jeremy from Columbus?!
Girl 2: the really ugly one?
Girl 1: BRO HES SO FUCKING FINE, I can just see past the ugliness
Girl 2 (normal human): girl ikyfl...
by St Brendan April 27, 2019
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Crustopher Columbus

Crustopher Columbus is when you are the first to discover the discharge crust in a woman's panties. When one discovers the panties of ew in 1492.
Bro, I'm Crustopher Columbus. This girl had discharge crust all up in them panties! It smelled like a warm turtle tank and helicopter smoke!
by Mophew April 10, 2025
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Christopher Columbus

When you go to the bathroom in another department at work to leave the vilest shit possible.
I had to go over to General Assembly to get some parts and Christopher Columbus'd while I was there.
by Kemo_the_Clown June 03, 2022
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Christopher Columbus

When you take a shit and leave it for the next person to discover it
I had to poop so bad in the Waffle House. When I walked in there was a Christopher Columbus starring at me!
by Dark star August 20, 2023
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