gastopher columbus

A gastopher columbus is a pioneering fart that travels out of your underwear and to various regions of your body

Jeźzzzz Jamie I've never known a fart to travel so far. ..that's a real gastopher columbus

by annon honker June 13, 2017

Reverse Columbus

When your lady consents to allow you to “sail your ship into her harbor,” but you sneak it in and plunder the booty instead.

Katie wouldn’t be in the predicament she’s in if those guys would’ve given her the reverse Columbus.

by Woduk May 22, 2019

Pusstopher Columbus

Term for someone who seemed down for the cause but when it's showtime they back out.

We were all set to boost those tools at home Depot until pusstopher Columbus decided it wasn't the right thing to do

by Driculousness May 15, 2021

Blumbus from Columbus

A big gay bird whose blumbus reaches to Columbus. Gay bird who uses blumbus for recreation activities at gay bars in Columbus

Hey Steve look, it's the Blumbus from Columbus twerking at Davids!

by Gazellehoovesunite August 5, 2023

Christopher Columbus

While sucking a bro off, you give their dick an Indian burn after wrapping an Italian food (pizza) around it. The Italian-Indian cultural fusion gives the sex act its name.

"Dude, my homie just gave me the Christopher Columbus of my life and now I gotta go to the ER for third-degree burns on my genitals"

by i do not care bruh March 13, 2022

girls of columbus

They're girls from columbus that say their not lesbians even though they are.

The girls of columbus say their not lesbians but we know they are.

by Johnjamin April 28, 2004

Do a Columbus

Doing a Columbus means that when you start out to go/drive somewhere, you first go in the opposite direction of where it is you intend to go.

I had to do a Columbus today when I left Portillo's. I had to first go east and then go south on 91st before I could get on the 101 northbound.

by Frank Le April 1, 2015