funeral close

A relationship yardstick. You're so close with someone that you would go to their funeral if they died.

So who's this girl Beryl I hear about?

Just a friend. We're not even funeral close.

by Snathans January 6, 2009

close face

When a person has a few drinks and feels the need to talk to you with their face almost toucing yours.

On holidays this dude would get drunk and close face everyone no concept of personal space it was horrible.

by Paddyright November 8, 2011

closed-off

people with their heads too far up their ass to notice people who they dont know

That was like the 876th time she has been introduced to me and she is so closed of that she still doesn't know who i am.

by Rachel & Collin February 2, 2003

Close enough

Close enough is just enough for whatever like time blah blah blah

So is this backing Close enough. Ye

by haha mr.kiel why December 6, 2018

Lathams Close

Lathams close is an area in Whiston where alot of things go down, drugs, fighting, guns... 12 sniper rifles found in one house at one point (there is a news article on the BBC site somewhere)

Hes from lathams end don't even start

by Ih8whiston November 25, 2004

Closed Casket

When a male ejaculates on a females eyelid and is therefore unable to OPEN them.

'Yo son, you heard what Jack did to Betty last night?'

'Na, what?'

'Homie gave her a "Closed Casket" and put that shit on World Star!'

'Wow...smh.'

by BunDem Blaze October 1, 2014

close the store for you

I'll buy you anything you want. Money is not an object!; boastful flaunting

Tomorrow at Noon, we're going to Victoria's, and you can have whatever you want! I've called ahead and requested they close the store for you!

by talk2me-JCH2 July 20, 2021