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Gag My Clam

When shit hits the fan, but you have to push forward. Used in the same way as #fml

Term typically used by left-wing, East Coast feminists under the age of 30, used when they feel like they don't have a voice in a male-dominated society
Chad: (rushes ahead to open door at trendy New England cocktail lounge) 'Let me get this for you beautiful hoodies'

Feminist #1, Cris: Thanks?
Feminist #2, Jo: (eye roll, proceeds to the bar Cris)

20 minutes later...

Bartender: (drinks in hand) 'These are from the gentleman at the end of the bar' (nods towards Chad)
Jo: (eye roll)
Cris: 'Ahhh, gag my clam....'
by CopperBopperCarl2 November 18, 2019
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Clam Belly Ripple ice cream

1) New England ice cream favorite, made from clam bellys.
2) The reason that reasturants serve fried clam strips as opposses to whole clams.
"I hate clam strips, why don't they serve the whole clam?"

"They need the bellies to make Clam Belly Ripple Ice Cream!"
by In Memory of Bob G March 18, 2008
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Bearded Clam

A Pussy that is very hairy.
by Bongo Lad September 22, 2006
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bearded clam

slang term for a vagina, in which the female does not shave. If you choose to go down on her, you'll probably get pubic hair in your teeth.
Man, I hooked up with this hot chick the other day, but I didn't eat her out because she had a bearded clam.
by me March 24, 2003
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clam bumping

the act of to women (lesbians or bi) having sex by bumping there vagina's against eachother.
dude, i caught my ex and my mom clam bumping last night
by juneaus November 6, 2004
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clam juice

The orgasmic fluids of the female reproductive system that aides in lubricaiton of the vagina. It also makes a sometimes smelly mess. Also known as female cum.
Last night I had some ball-slappin action and she got her clam juice all over my thighs.
by Bobby McLaffin December 10, 2004
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Clam-Jam

-noun, verb, clam jamming, clam jammed

1) noun.
A gathering that is predominantly female. The opposite of sausage fest.

2) noun. (clam-jammed)
A female cock block
Example 1: The Lilith Fair music festival is a giant clam-jam.

Example 2: I almost hooked up with that girl last night, but I got clam-jammed by her friend.
by Mestas October 7, 2011
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