Hydro child

A baby who is made out of 100% pure water. If a hydro child is let out of the freezer, it will melt.

That hydro child be frosty.

by Chillcucumber35 June 07, 2013

Dirty Child

when a child is submerged in shit then analed by a Indian Telstra worker

my brother did a dirty child

by Giga N@GGI 2000 October 26, 2022

Child-pet

When celebrities adopt third-worlders for kudos

Angelina takes her child-pet out for some media whoring

by spunkyman June 30, 2009

Child Support

A way society continues to abuse men. Men who are duped into signing court papers and never get to see their kids because of their bitch of an ex wife have to pay it, yet, they NEVER get to see their kids. Also, how come a woman can have an abortion without any consent from the dad but yet still expects him to pay if she doesn't have one? How come the dad has no rights yet tons of responsibilities for the child?

It's a societal abuse of divorced men.

Child support needs to be abolished. It's abused more than it's properly used.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx June 21, 2020

monoxide child

1/2 of twiztid. happens to be an ULTRA chain smoker, hence his name.

i wanna fuckonthefirstdate with Monoxide.

by ninja September 18, 2003

Summer child

A Conan Gray song that will absolutely DESTROY you

Rosie is THE Summer Child and will gatekeep the song to her deathbed

by Rorox. August 13, 2022

Child Mongler

1. A creature that uses the ancient art of mongling to steal children from the wombs of pregnant women.

2. Any pedophile.

Derived from the term Cock Mongler.

1. "Careful now. You don't want that little guy taken by Child Mongler in your sleep."

2. "I knocked a little girl over while I was running, and now everyone thinks I'm a Child Mongler."

by nickreaper October 26, 2011