by Dr. Seusss March 28, 2008
*ring ring*
This one guy-"Hello? Praise the Chuck."
That guy-"Dude let's go hang out come on! Go & you know..."
This one guy-"I'm really sorry man I can't, I just finished reading Chuck Norris And Friends & now I have to go worship Chuck Norris forever so he won't round-house kick me to the fiery pits of hell for all of eternity!!"
That guy-"...yaa......"
*hang-up*
This one guy-"Hello? Praise the Chuck."
That guy-"Dude let's go hang out come on! Go & you know..."
This one guy-"I'm really sorry man I can't, I just finished reading Chuck Norris And Friends & now I have to go worship Chuck Norris forever so he won't round-house kick me to the fiery pits of hell for all of eternity!!"
That guy-"...yaa......"
*hang-up*
by LeNA mAy August 07, 2006
It's the strongest, most sinister weed on the planet. Smoking it will knock you out like a round house kick to the face. It's got 10 times the level of THC found in even the best weed. This weed is so hairy...not only does it have a beard...it has a mustache...just like Chuck! It is the only thing that could get Chuck Norris high, so it was named after him in his honor!
A.K.A. "Texas Ranger"
A.K.A. "Texas Ranger"
"Eh dog, you got any of that Chuck Norris Weed? Cause I'm fixin' to knock myself the fuck out?"
"You got any of that Chuck Norris? Cause I'm looking to Judo Chop my ass from this weed!"
"That shit MUST be Texas Ranger cause its above the law!"
"You got any of that Chuck Norris? Cause I'm looking to Judo Chop my ass from this weed!"
"That shit MUST be Texas Ranger cause its above the law!"
by Brandon Evans December 04, 2007
Stacy: hey, how likely do you think it is for me to lose weight?
Tom: as likely as a Chuck Norris fail!
(Chuck Norris appears from the shadows, Roundhouse kicks Stacy in the face, and gives Tom a high-five)
Tom: as likely as a Chuck Norris fail!
(Chuck Norris appears from the shadows, Roundhouse kicks Stacy in the face, and gives Tom a high-five)
by the gentleman thief January 18, 2010
1. Robotic version of Chuck Norris who appears in Waterman cartoons. Has the ability to skip time and kick ass.
2. Something, or someone who didn't do anything.
3. Comic relief.
2. Something, or someone who didn't do anything.
3. Comic relief.
1. "Robotic Chuck Norris owes you nothing!"
"I'm equipped with the ability to skip time! I skipped a downward spiral of depression and retardedness to get to this mess.."
2. "Robotic Chuck Norris had nothing to do with that. That just sucked OUT OF CONTROL."
"IT WAS HIM"
"Dude, he's so Robotic Chuck Noris!"
3. "Gone goldfishing!"
"That was lame!"
*THUNK* "Aha ha ha ha ha ha Good times."
"I'm equipped with the ability to skip time! I skipped a downward spiral of depression and retardedness to get to this mess.."
2. "Robotic Chuck Norris had nothing to do with that. That just sucked OUT OF CONTROL."
"IT WAS HIM"
"Dude, he's so Robotic Chuck Noris!"
3. "Gone goldfishing!"
"That was lame!"
*THUNK* "Aha ha ha ha ha ha Good times."
by OverC June 22, 2005
1.)He fucked me so hard with his Chuck Norris Cock last night.
2.)Man your cock is so small, too bad you don't have my chuck norris cock
2.)Man your cock is so small, too bad you don't have my chuck norris cock
by ChuckNorrisCOCK May 20, 2010
by Chuck Norris is God May 05, 2007