Catfish Deal

A deal that looks amazing on the outset, based on all the superlatives and phony numbers provided by it's originator, but then when you actually do your research and underwrite the deal it couldn't be further from what they described to you.

I've wasted 3 hours looking at catfish deals today and had to start unsubscribing from a ton of these horrible wholesalers and realtors who don't know what they're doing.

by Amanda May, Warrior Princess December 12, 2024

Fisted a catfish

“Have you ever fisted a dark hole? Cause I have, and a catfish was on my fist when I pulled out. I discovered I fisted a catfish by fisting a dark hole.”

* Made legendary by Ian Philpot

“I was camping at Lake Leiner and I fisted a catfish when I shoved my fist in a dark hole.”

by jldeen February 2, 2018

catfish police

Governmental Police Enforcement or Patrol team who respond, and arrest Statory Rapists, Human Trafficers or Sex Violators or offenders. (Does have Undercover Units)

2 lesbians were having sex in the back of Market Basket when Catfish Police Came and arrested them.

by Voorhee$ $avage February 1, 2018

Catfish in the clarence

A common but spectacular occurrence associated with joyous celebration.

Carl ‘s dance skills are like catfish in the Clarence.

by Catfishkate January 27, 2018

catfish

A catfish is someone who pretends to be who they are not most likely to persuade victims to have a romantic online relationship

Janet got catfished by this perv.

by invisble girl June 17, 2018

Catfish

Good to eat but not good to meet

This lake is just like the internet; filled with catfish

by MercilusMC July 10, 2024

Catfish

Catfishing is when you create an instagram account to see if your "bf" is cheating on you

When you catfish someone, you create a fake account and go onto Instagram to add a hot,fake profile picture and add a different name so then you text him (or her ion judge) and they say that they are single,even tho they are not,(yet)and then you play them for a while till you go ona sad topic and then when they tell you that they have cried, you tell them that you cried too, them they ask who did it bcs they are going to beat them up and then you say that that was so nice of them that you almost forgot how mad u are at them. then they say, what? what did i do? and then you tell them its you. then he goes out of his way trying to make things right, trying to make u feel bad, trying to make you forgive them, but then you tell them that you are done with this shit and that you are done with the lies.
Thats when you stop texting them and you start txtin other ppl and thats when you fall for other ppl again but then you make a promise to yourself to not date online again bcs they always cheat.

Then you take the screen out of your window and sit on the 2nd floor window and drink some tequila you found in your parents "secret" cabinet and you wonder if you should just jump but then you get drunk and want to escape but then you fall inside (on your bed) and then you hide the screen behind the closet and then you go and close the window and cry in the darkness of your bathroom bcs no one would listen to you and no one was there to hold you.

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by @sademoji 👉👈🥺 September 24, 2020