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branch campus girl

A female student attending a branch campus of a university. Usually, the student may choose to attend the branch campus because their standardized test scores or high school grades did not allow them entrance into the more academically challenging main campus. The student is usually characterized by:
1)dyed hair or highlights (dumb-blonde look).
2)Juicy couture terrycloth pants.
3)Fuzzy pink school supplies.
4)SAT scores lower than 800.
5)Highly promiscuous behavior, especially under the influence of alcohol.
6)Attracted to frat boys.
7)Excessive use of the word "like" while out of context.
Branch campus girl #1: Oh my god, like I totally just went shopping and met this cute frat boy at the galleria. He totally like wanted me and like I gave him my number!
Branch campus girl #2: Was he like, a frat boy from Kappa Kappa Kappa? I like totally like hooked up with him on Saturday at the kegger! I was like, so trashed off of Natty and jagerbombs!
by Joe Applesack January 3, 2009
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Compost

The sexual act of putting fecal matter on a person, then throwing grass clippings on them, then using a toy lawnmower to smear it all together and then putting them in a recycling bag on the curb.
That girl was really a freak she had me compost her last night.
by Mr. Recycler March 17, 2019
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salisbury composite high school

a school in sherwood park that is full of stoners and hard drugs
hey do you go to salisbury composite high school i hear there real stoners
by bahahah7777 November 29, 2011
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Amatuer gays on campus

A playlist that contains all of your songs. Kinda useless.
Sarah Z: "Why does this playlist have all of your songs?"
Mikyla LY: "It's an 'Amatuer gays on campus'."
Sarah Z: "Oh."
Mikyla LY: "Please stop phonestalking me."
by Aeropostale1987 October 21, 2011
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West Campus High School

(West Campus High School) An institution in which alcohol and Marijuana is more important than water, drugs are the number-one source of a person's income, and football players get away with anything, including assault and driving under the influence. The ratio of Hispanics to Caucasions is 200:1. Also, if you are a male and have long hair/ wear A&F or Hollister, you are instantly popular. Emo kids, however, are frowned upon.
-Yo man, I wanna get Fucked UP!
-Okay, let's go find some kids who go to West Campus High School, they know where the parties are at.

-Dude, is the A/C broken again?
-Yea, everything is broken here nigga!

-Woah, Kevin's a faggot!
-Dude did you just figure that out?

-Hey didn't we run a train on that girl last night?
-Yea, dude Keith cream-pied her.
by Fidencio January 8, 2009
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Campus crusade for satan

An organization that tries to convert collage students to satanism. Modled on campus crusade for christ. started by a satanist who thought it unfair that christianity was being promoted on campuses and not his religion.
John is part of campus crusade for satan.
by Deep blue 2012 October 30, 2009
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compos

lucid; wasted; lat. compos mentis; passed out
She'd too much of weed. She isn't compos.
by latrine00 August 16, 2005
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