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buy the farm

This term was used during World War 2 whenever a Allied Pilot would have to make a crash landing into a European farm/house. WW2 pilots who did this were actually charged for the damages they caused and actually in a sense:
"bought the farm"
Pilot: "I crashed landed my P-51 Mustang into this ladies barn and livestock."
Crewman: "Guess ya bought the farm ehh?"
by Gibbs October 12, 2004
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impulse buy-curious

1. Noun- One who is on the verge of making an impulse buy.
"Yo, Nancy was at the Bose store gettin' all impulse buy-curious and shit. She almost bought a damn massage chair!"
by l33tatrl January 3, 2009
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Buying a Stairway to Hell

To play "Stairway to Heaven" on guitar so horribly that it feels like everybody's eardrums in the room are in Hell. Usually results in being booed off the stage.
That cover band's buying a Stairway to Hell!
by TeenAuthor June 19, 2008
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buy a fucking vowel

Phrase borrowed (more or less) from TV's "Wheel of Fortune", indicating disrespect for someone's mental abilities. Since generally the contestants on Wheel aren't exactly Einstein, telling someone to buy a fucking vowel is about equivalent to "Get a clue, moron!"
You think the War on Drugs is working? Buy a fucking vowel!

President Bush wants to help the middle class, eh? Maybe he should buy a fucking vowel with his family fortune.
by Secret Agent Man September 18, 2003
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buy the fucking dip

To purchase a stock or commodity during a price decline. Became popular during the post-housing bubble quantitative easing trend, where stocks were guaranteed to rise until a new dawn of American capitalism magically occurred or, alternatively, the money supply exploded resulting in uncontrollable inflation.
Investor 1: Dude, did you see that silver prices went down? What's with that?
Investor 2: Buy the dip. The Bernank will make sure that all prices are rising.
Investor 1: What?
Investor 2: Buy the fucking dip, you fucking idiot.
by Cocomaan March 14, 2011
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best buy douche

The group of douche bags that hang out inside the Best Buy stores, usually on the weekends, making it extremely difficult to move or look at anything they are surrounding. They may be playing or doing one or more of the following:
1)Playing Wii, Xbox 360, or PS3 in front of the big screen television. Usually playing Rockband and being quite annoying as they try to sing along and head bang
2)Or the douches that actually play the instruments not letting you play at all even though you have been waiting for at least 15 minutes.
3)Don't seem to really have a job or a life. Just seem to care about pissing people off, and playing Rockband with their douche bag friends.
1) I'm trying to get over there to see the game but those best buy douches are in the way
2) Mom, I haven't even gotten to try out the drum set because this best buy douche is a douche
by Ritchboy April 8, 2009
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