Butter Joke

The greatest joke ever told in history.

1. You want to know the butter joke?

2. Yeah!

1. Are you sure?

2. Hell yeah!

1. I don't want to spread it.

2. Come on!

by Jackietherad November 21, 2007

butter knifing

Like spooning, butter knifing is laying together with one or more people. Unlike spooning, you lie completely straight like a butter knife and you don't even have to touch the other person. Looks a lot like planking face up or a corpse in a coffin.

Player 1: She won't get out of my bed.
Player 2: Spoon her.
Player 1: No. Spooning is gross. I'm gonna lay next to her like I'm dead. Look we're "butter knifing".
Player 2: You should put that on Urban Dictionary before someone else does. What would forking be?
Player 1: We all know what "forking" is.
Player 2: Painting your toenails is hard.
Player 3: Wait. Look. Do I look dead yet?

by Tedfordish February 4, 2012

spread it like peanut butter jelly

Spread the love.

Spread it like peanut butter jelly.
Do it like I owe you some money.

by This_is_my_fucking_handle March 8, 2018

worm burner

when a golf ball is hit hard and is intended to go airborne but instead rolls or skips along the ground at high speed.

I played golf with my uncle for the first time yesterday. He thought it was hilarious because I only hit worm burners and never got the ball off the ground.

by Cliff96 August 24, 2005

peanut butter and crack sandwich

A delicious delicousy created by the world's favorite base-head, Tyrone Biggums. This glorious concoction consists of one part crack cocaine(mostly likely several rocks knowing Tyrone), Two pieces of bread(definently white, as Crackheads do not believe in whole-grain, and finally a generous portion of peanut butter.

Mrs. Biggums: "And what would you like for lunch today Tyrone?
"
Tyrone: "A Peanut Butter and Crack Sandwich!!!! And could I trouble You for a Redballs too Mama???"

by Jay4202 July 15, 2006

Gerard Butler

AMAZINGLY GORGEOUS Scottish actor who stars in the movie Phantom of the Opera. He is a hilarious man, who is always nice to his Tarts!

Hot damn! There's Gerard Butler lookin' gorgeous!

by HockeyChick July 15, 2008

Butter Mind

n. A girl who is hot, except for her (but her, butter) mind.
i.e. A dumb and hot girl.

Man: "Dude, look at that chick, she's smokin'"
Man 2: "I have to agree, but haven't you heard? She's a butter mind."

Hot Girl: "Hoi guys..wanna go play on the highway?"

by edman1905 April 18, 2010