butchering

the act of having sex so hard, one party or the other is quintessentially butchered.

Now that the kids are asleep, want to do some butchering?

I totally butchered Sarah last night.

by vordsmit December 15, 2019

butchers dog

an ugly girl who will swallow/take any type of 'meat' from anything with a pulse.

its the end of night and you still havent pulled anything decent, so in desperation you revert to a 'butchers dog'

by nige September 18, 2003

butchers hook

A large curved porn penis.

She was lifted up by a butchers hook with a butchers hook in her mouth.

by rovinglunatic August 1, 2017

batchelor

A single dude who mixes up his own bread/cookie-dough due to his having no women-folk around to do da baking for him.

If a batchelor becomes good enough at his cooking, potential spouses might find this ability attractive, especially if said ladies happen to be "lazy cooks" themselves, and so they wish that someone else would make dinner sometimes.

by QuacksO April 3, 2019

Korey Buecheler

Korey Buecheler - adj. - Wonderfully amazing girl; intelligent person; great kisser; Insanely beautiful young woman; one who epitomizes everything the average male wants in a lady.

Abbrev./Colloq.- Korey

I met this girl at a show the other day, she's such a Korey Buecheler. I think I'm in love.

by Koala Bear September 26, 2004

Batchelor

a batchelor is someone who will always be alone due to loving one direction so much and fantisising over harry styles

when you get shit stuck onto the bottom of your shoes

OMG, I'M MASTURBATING OVER HARRY STYLES, i think im a batchelor

Oh crap, i just got a batchelor

by ii beeyyyy November 29, 2011

Betchelled

When one undertakes a large project and does everything beyond expectation but fails in a minor detail thus compromising the entire project.

"Wow, you did a great job on this video but it is in the wrong format, you really betchelled this."

by Ian R. Cobb March 31, 2004