Bumwit

A Bumwit is a fool, a goon, an arse-faced idiot.

Gary Neville - Man Utd stalwart and classic example of a Bumwit. He is a shining beacon of bumwittery, reaching out to those fast developing the affliction, Rio Ferdinand for example.

by DJLeon June 11, 2005

Fuzzy Bumping

The act of rubbing two vaginas together in a butt to butt, interlocking legs position.

Most girl on girl adult movies will show this type of act.

"Those two chicks were totally fuzzy bumping"

by Arcais November 3, 2005

Clam Bumping

The illusory idea that homosexual women may have sex by bumping one female's vaginal labia against another female's vaginal labia. A slander. Other forms: clam bumper(s).

"Those dikey chicks are off to go clam bumping."

by Spud January 27, 2004

bumping basis

when you make friends with someone and you get to the point where you can be comfortable bumping them or touching them in a friendly manner, rather then being awkward and spaced from each other

(Ex. of bumping basis)*bump arm to arm*
"Hey, what's up!"

by TheChachster February 17, 2009

Bumping hideouses

Similar to "bumping uglies", the act of sexual intercourse between two offensively unattractive people.

-Did you see her go upstairs with that fatass?
-Yeah, they're probably bumping hideouses.

by Wilbertforce January 25, 2011

Bumping Gargamels

Gargamel is the antagonist wizard character from the Smuf's whom was a wizard but was also UGLY.

It is a more elaborate way to say that you are bumping uglies and making magic in the bedroom.

Ay man, sorry for your girl making so much noise last night, we had a couple drinks and ended up bumping gargamels all night.

by spbbg May 14, 2011

bumping turtles

When two turtles have rough, gay, anal sex.

Aw man I saw Bumping Turtles last night. it was so sexy.

by Snow Crash May 16, 2014