Bumfuck Nowhere

"Bumfuck Nowhere" refers to a remote place, somewhere in the middle of nowhere, or a small town where almost nobody visits, so you see the same faces a lot, if any at all, depending on where you are.

"I had to go visit Terri in the middle of Bumfuck Nowhere. Why doesn't she just move to the big city already?"

"She's fucking crazy, don't you know? The bitch owns like 12 cats. She's the crazy cat lady who lives in the middle of Bumfuck Nowhere."

by FEBREEZEB1TCH3 December 23, 2025

bumfuck, Tibet

Something hardly reachable

(on Nias Island)
Girl: How the hell did get there in Bumfuck, Tibet?
Boy: Bitch, look in the mirror. You're already in it!

by KaptainKrunchForLunch January 1, 2026

East bumfuck

A small place located in Waldo County called Northport

Dillon:Jeezus bub where can I get a Chevy 350 for a good price. Larry: Head on ovah to Northport I hear Jims selling our end cheap it's located near east bumfuck.

by Bgordon95 June 7, 2016

outbacka bumfuck

To name a place you don't know the name of!

Robbo: where did you get stuck the other day baz?

Bazza: oh I dunno, outbacka bumfuck somewhere!

by Olè mate January 9, 2018

Gongster Bumrusher

Australian NSW slang for homosexual career criminals (usually drug dealers) based in Wollongong who only consume raw meat and durries (cigarettes) and are known for their wearing of kangaroo skins when engaging in homosexual acts. Considered one of the worst contemporary New South Welsh insults

Tazza: “Oi Dazza, watch out for Hazza, he’s a bloody Gongster Bumrusher”

Hazza: “Fuck off mate I’m not a bloody Gongster Bumrusha, ya fucken dog”

by Gronkslayer September 10, 2021

Alex Bumpus

The buttocks/anus equivalent of John Thomas (male penis).

Alex Bumpus my homie, I got your back (pun intended)!

by tobefree August 13, 2024

Melon Bumrush

The action of baiting trees with melons. Hiding with your colleagues until fruit bats visit the melons, then rushing in as a group to grab as many bats as possible.... A melon bumrush

Ugh I can't catch anymore bats, shall we change tact and go for a melon bumrush?

by Mademat91 March 16, 2025