Sour blow

When you suck on both a warhead and a dick at the same time

Dude Samantha gave me a sour blow last night

by LaneJ October 20, 2016

Alabama Blow Job

1. Family memeber sucks you dry
2. You cum into a bottle
3. You send the bottle of cum to all the libtards up north.

Christina: Hey Bella do you want to hang out?
Bella: Sorry I’m giving my brother and father an Alabama Blow Job

by Bigcockypoppy69 April 14, 2019

Kotton Mouth Blow Job

noun; n: a particular fashion of blowjob that requires the blower to be high out of her proverbial mind. She/he must be so high as to have the symptom: kottonmouth, with said kottonmouth he/she must blow the blowie.

brosef: bro, i got me a kotton mouth blow job!
brohan: bro, no way that's dope!

brosef: I KNOW, RIGHT!

by spock182 April 26, 2010

American leaf blower

When she's huffing and puffing the hair out of her face after a session of prone bone.

Guy 1: "Yo, I'm gonna have Ashley doing the American leaf blower on prom night."
Guy 2: "Bet."

by DatGoy1945 April 24, 2019

blow an o ring

taking such a tremendous shit that it feels like ur asshole just blew out...

oh man, that was one explosive shit, i think i just blew an o ring..

by HoMeS March 11, 2004

blow a bubble

To simulate a bubble gum bubble with the scrotum and a testicle.

To blow a bubble:
1. make a circle with your thumb and index finger, a little smaller than the size of a testicle
2. Pull some skin of the scrotum through the hole, so it hangs loose from the hole (be sure not to grab the testicle too)
3. With your other 3 fingers, slowly finesse the testicle through the hole utnil it pops completely through, filling the skin, resembling a bubble gum bubble.

Sorry I'm late for work I was blowing bubbles all morning in the shower.

I cut my sack shaving. Now I can't blow a bubble for a week.

by speshy May 17, 2007

below par

Substandard, not acceptable.

If you really think about it, this saying is backwards. In golf, to be below par is good, however in this saying below par means bad. What a crazy world we live in...

Teacher: Your report was well below par, which is why it received an F.
Smart golfer: If it was below par, then why did I get an F? That sounds pretty silly to me.

by b-razzle September 26, 2006