ass bukkake

The act of blowing semen received in one's ass pursuant to anal sex on the other person's face in a show of disgust with the overall pleasure received from the act. Can be distributed with a fart or shit, and is best done when the other person is least expecting it.

My boyfriend wanted to try anal for the first time, but I couldn't get off because of his pin dick, so I gave him an ass bukkake. He's in the shower right now, but he won't come out clean.

by Dastardly Dave September 20, 2018

Verbal Bukkake

When a group of people speaking directly to you or in close proximity to you about something you could care less about or something that’s stupid and you don’t want to hear, but because of your situation you are forced to listen.

1. Those guys at the bar talking loudly about politics totally verbal bukkake’d me!

2. My boss caught me at the door and after 20 minutes of him telling me about why I wasn't wearing my uniform correctly, I just felt verbally bukkake’d

by Texas Princess-5/4/77 July 19, 2018

message bukkake

When a person is suddenly flooded with multiple messages at the same time or close to the same time.

As she was checking her email her phone started vibrating with all the message bukkake from her boy toys. She must have gotten at least 8 messages all at once!

by ellelo April 24, 2014

Mansplain Bukkake

When a group of men try to tell a woman how to do something she already knows how to do.

That meeting with the clients was a total mansplain bukkake.

by Tenen January 6, 2022

Breakfast bukkake

When opening yogurt, the bit that always ends up shooting out of the container just as you open it up, generally hitting you in the face

Every Monday, I forget to turn my yogurt away from me, so I get a breakfast bukkake.

by SnifersRow July 7, 2017

Vollywacker Bukkake

When something is just complete and utter bullshit beyond your wildest belief.

“Dude… he died and his wife is the main suspect…”
“Dude… that’s some Vollywacker Bukkake.”

by Matthew Elwood August 23, 2022

Bukkake facial

A bukkake facial is an exquisite form of art were roughly 3+ men take part in slinging their schlock all over a single womens face, this form of art was adopted by Leonardo da Vinci when he first hypothesized that mona Lisas face was beautiful when slathered in the other white spread.

Leonardo da vinci: mona your face is impeccable when covered with my schlock mona: you got the shit in my eye i dub this a bukkake facial

by Don't try this at home69 July 21, 2021