Bromeo

A condescending term used towards a male who tires to project his masculinity when trying to find a sexual partner, however comes off vain and unsuccessful.

Chad: "Hey Karry, I just got back from the gym and I'm off to down a shit-ton of Natty's, no big deal" *flexes uncomfortably*

Karry: "hahaha whoa, calm down Bromeo"

by mJohnnys October 29, 2010

Closet Bromo

In short, a bromo in disguise. One who goes out of his way to buy a car in Dallas on the same weekend his friends happen to be heading to Oklahoma City (without a guitar). They have random plans to see Hootie and the Blowfish at a casino for no real reason but Closet Bromos somehow always get "sucked into" the trip.
Signs of Closet Bromo activity may include...
- the purchase of a guitar
- the purchase of guitar lessons
- a dusty guitar "in the closet" because they spend too much time dreaming of how Hootie's nuts would taste.

Randy Amaro is a Closet Bromo.

by GFord November 10, 2008

bromo

A term used to say who your friends are. Its like a common hello.

Boy1: Hey bromo!
Boy2: Hey whats up?
Boy1: Nothin much.

by connor1414 January 30, 2009

Bromosexual

A douchebag male who is also gay.

Most of my gay friends are pretty cool, but wow that one is a complete bromosexual.

by Rohkey March 25, 2010

Bromo

Brother who likes other brothers. Not to be mistaken for bromance.

Naw, he's my just my bromo.

by Dr.Herp Derpington, MD February 23, 2011

Bromophobic

Someone who is completely against friendship or interaction of any kind

Since Dylan started playing Black Ops hes been pretty Bromophobic

by Fillbilly April 23, 2011

bromophobic

The fear that one's brother (or best guy-mate) may be gay.

"So your little brother doesn't play football and would rather listen to Britney Spears on his pink iPod? There's no need to be bromophobic"

by hollyjade July 4, 2009