Table Breaking

The act of breaking tables but only for a laugh. Originated from Zayn Malik.

Harry: Hey Zayn what you up to today?
Zayn: Not much just gonna do some table breaking.
Harry: oh sounds good.
Zayn: i only wanna have a laugh.

by Niall Horan Nandos Freak April 25, 2012

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Mississippi Levee Break

When a woman is on her period and a man decides to have anal sex with her not realizing that she also has explosive diarrhea at the same time. The woman wants to please her man and thinks that his penis will act as a levee and hold the shit in, but she doesn't realize that the added pressure from his ejaculate will cause the diarrhea to forcefully explode all over when he pulls out. The resulting cum, blood, and shit mixture takes days to clean up.

I was having a great time giving it to Beatrice in the ass, but all of a sudden she had a Mississippi Levee break when I pulled out and shit got all over the place. Since I already came, I just wiped my dick on her pillow and went home. It was a good thing we had flood insurance .

by Ed Rooney Jr September 6, 2016

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back breaker

A man who is good in bed. One who likes to have hard long sex.

"ooh, girl, he damn near broke my back last night."

by Anonymous August 27, 2003

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break my foot off in your ass

What you say if the ass kicking someone's about to get is liable to be particularly bad. (Synonymous with tear you a new one or tear you a new asshole.)

Why don't you get lost before I break my foot off in your ass.

by Faiella December 7, 2007

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