Non-Breakup

The emotional process of getting over a person one never dated after accepting the fact they have no chance.

"I'm going through a rough non-breakup... I finally realized Tim will never go out with me."

by Toys"F"Us June 27, 2016

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destination breakup

The opposite of a destination wedding; when two people in a relationship go on a trip as a couple and unexpectedly return home unattached.

Person 1: "Heather's in Florida with Joe, but I saw she changed her relationship status to 'single.'"
Person 2: "Yeah, it turned out to be a destination breakup."

by PHL_Lexicographer October 1, 2018

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A Shard Breakup

A breakup in which one person doesn’t give a shit and the other is devastated, must occur within 2 months of ‘dating’

Bro, I’ve just had a shard breakup, she left me a 10 minute long voice note, I’ve only been seeing her a few weeks.

by Big lover 2023 January 26, 2023

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Breakup Blanket

When someone takes out their anger on their ex-boyfriend by fucking a good friend of his on the blanket he left at their house and then returns it with a big puddle.

Boy was he pissed of when she gave him the breakup blanket back. He didn't know what to do!

by Srathraz November 24, 2009

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National Breakup Week

when most of the people you know end their relationships in one week

Anna and Joe broke up this week, and so did Bret and Jess and Justin and Monica. It's National Breakup Week, I guess.

by Faellyn187 June 13, 2009

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Italian Breakup

A breakup like the ones from Jersey Shore; they don't mean anything. Either the couple is destined to get back together and experience the same problems, or they become friends with benefits.

Girl 1: Daisy broke up with Johnny and kissed him right after!
Boy 1: Daisy is fond of Italian breakups...

by CaptainWhoregan July 3, 2012

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