A beautiful muscular man you see at the gym. He makes your heart rate quicken, your blood boil and gives the perfect motivation for working out. Watching him might also teach you a few new workouts. Because you and he have the same schedule and same routine, you develop a casual relationship in your head.
But never talk to him. This will shatter your hollow crush and thus lessen your motivation. He has nothing interesting to say. His fridge is full of protein powder and milk. His only conversation topics surround the gym, how often you workout and critiquing your posture.
But never talk to him. This will shatter your hollow crush and thus lessen your motivation. He has nothing interesting to say. His fridge is full of protein powder and milk. His only conversation topics surround the gym, how often you workout and critiquing your posture.
A: "Hey, I'm heading over to the free weights"
B: "Isn't that your Gym Boyfriend over there?"
A: "Oh you know it, swoon! Maybe he'll grunt in my direction"
B: "Well, aren't you ever going to talk to him? Ask him out?"
A: "What? And shatter this perfect illusion?"
B: "Isn't that your Gym Boyfriend over there?"
A: "Oh you know it, swoon! Maybe he'll grunt in my direction"
B: "Well, aren't you ever going to talk to him? Ask him out?"
A: "What? And shatter this perfect illusion?"
by Quixotic_K March 26, 2009
Get the Gym Boyfriendmug. The scourge of all other men. These are usually guys who have that designer stubble and floppy haircut. For whatever reason, these guys always seem to have beaten you to the girl you're after by about 3 years. Since a lot of these guys are based on the same template, the term Generic Boyfriend is most suitable.
See also Metrosexual and Brad Pitt
See also Metrosexual and Brad Pitt
by Snake April 14, 2005
Get the Generic Boyfriendmug. by Weegee420 December 15, 2019
Get the Wife’s Boyfriendmug. A beautiful song made by a man named Kurtis Conner. It is truely a work of art and you should listen to it. indoor Boyfriend is like having indoor shoes and outdoor shoes. Your indoor boyfriend is your indoor shoes and you're outdoor boyfriend (yes they exist) is like your outdoor shoes (because everyone lives in Canada)
by Annoyinybitch November 22, 2021
Get the Indoor boyfriendmug. A vsco boyfriend is the sweetest, most thoughtful guy you can have. He's the type of guy who will give you his hoodie in exchange for your scrunchies. He will stay up all night talking to you, and always send you good night/good morning texts when he's not with you. He will hold your hand in public and kiss you in front of your friends. He will screenshot your snaps just because he thinks they're cute. He is the ideal type of guy.
Emma: I love that hoodie you're wearing. Where'd you get it?
Hannah: Thomas gave it to me in return for my scrunchie.
Emma: OMG, that's something that only a vsco boyfriend would do
Hannah: Thomas gave it to me in return for my scrunchie.
Emma: OMG, that's something that only a vsco boyfriend would do
by fpuppy5135 January 6, 2019
Get the vsco boyfriendmug. a penis of respectable but not extraordinary size, and therefore a penis that a partner would want inside one's genitals on a regular basis and with varying intensity
by DongSwanson February 18, 2015
Get the boyfriend penismug. I need to call my future boyfriend to see if we could meet for dinner this week.
my future boyfriend took his neice to a baseball game today.
my future boyfriend just sent me a text!
my future boyfriend took his neice to a baseball game today.
my future boyfriend just sent me a text!
by angiekalamazoo April 26, 2011
Get the Future Boyfriendmug.