simmer your boil

A phrase used when someone needs to chill the fuck out.

Similar to simmer down or slow you roll

Simmer your boil, it's not that big of a deal

by Sean Motherfucking B May 27, 2010

boil your bunny

It's a metaphor used to designate that some obsessive maniac loser is stalking you.

Person A:OMG!That weirdo we met the other day has been insistantly ringing me every single day and also sending me all these emails asking me to go out with him.
Person B:Oh geez!He's so gonna boil your bunny.

by 8inches October 4, 2005

Boiled Dinner

Shitting in the bathtub while sharing a romantic soak with your girl.

Quick pull the drain. I just did a boiled dinner.

by 42kontrol March 4, 2009

boil his eggs

The act of placing your testicles on the anus of a farting man or woman so as they jiggle like eggs in a simmering pan.

I came home early from the shops only to discover my husband about to boil his eggs on the bum hole of Mr Carstairs, our next door neighbour.

by Mr Carstairs December 11, 2013

boiling over

About to tap out or give up when your high or drunk.

Dude I drank like 17 beers and smoked a little I'm boiling over man. Qwhathaveyuh.

by jerms mcgerms June 18, 2014

Boneless Men

Woman.

“Look at those boneless men over there.”

by DERPBOT27 July 28, 2018

boneless

A person, place, or thing that is pointless. It lacks truth or meaning.

- Antivax mothers Facebook posts with “legit” data.

- Girls with “daddy issues” who have great fathers.
- “Cowboys” who have never ridden a horse.
- Most “public figures” on Instagram are boneless.

by BSqueeb February 26, 2020