A sexual act, originating in New Mexico, wherein the transexual woman mashes her penis in a self gratifying act of self immolation. The splatter is referred to as a blossom and traditionally left on the driveway of the first teacher to use one's desired pronouns.
Scar left Ms. Penelope a Native American Squash Blossom before going to the hospital for bottom surgery.
by Phrackster October 2, 2025
Get the Native American Squash Blossommug. by .0.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.5.9.7.3.4 May 8, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Diany DIor's Breats Size IsA SIze 38 Blossommug. by CJCxMONSTER (2) November 4, 2020
Get the peachy blossommug. a business where a Mariana usually makes flower bouquets out of the cheapest flowers she can find (usually from Mexico) and then sell them for weddings at the highest price. she laughs at her customers at how stupid they are all the time while she imports these flowers at 12 cents each!! don’t be fooled by a bridal blossom ever again!!
“Gee I think I like these bridal blossoms for the table centerpieces and this one for my bridal bouquet”, pays 5k$… mariana orders the flowers for 400$ tops.
by natchoman2 March 11, 2024
Get the bridal blossommug. the most awesome boy in the world he is so hot and so attractive and nice and amazing hes so gentle with evrything hes tall and skinny and asian hes the the best boy ive ever met at ods he is 16 amd he is a student leader hes just so AAAAAAAA you will get butterflies when he walks or talks or looks or anything he is amazing
by karljacobs April 26, 2022
Get the blossommug. by hanredutoit February 4, 2022
Get the blossom eatermug. 