Blob

A piece of fat on a human or any other organism/celled life

My son has blob around his belly

by Sebastian hiney February 28, 2021

blob

someone who sits on the couch all day instead of socializing a blob would rather play minecraft or clash of clans.

i know a blob. her name is maddy.

by izz going down April 20, 2018

Go commit Blob

Committing suicide because you are an attention whore and nobody gives you attention so you are depressed.

You: i'm so depressed nobody likes my postcards collection i worked so hard on
Somebody: Go commit Blob

by WH1T3_No1SE March 25, 2019

Blob

Something with a simple, rounded shape, usually flacid, and sometimes with a simple face, the eyes being black dots and the mouth (if it has one) being a line

You are a pink blob inside a skeleton that is inside of a meat suit.

by starmaxt April 9, 2022

Team blob

A sexy, beautiful team of 7th graders. The team consists of 4 members, called Blob, marmita, shentzoora and jeripiltan. They are gods who are also very sexy.

You're not gonna believe who I saw today... Team blob!!!! They're even sexier irl.

by Punkjunk November 12, 2023

Blob

To ring in sick for work when not actually ill.

"I couldn't be arsed to go to work today so I blobbed it."

by Pi$$flaps May 10, 2019

BLOB

BLOB (Basic Last Option Bae) When you have no choice but the ugly female left to smash; It's your only option left.

Black Guy: Dude she is a blob
White guy: yeah but its our last day here
black guy: she is a blob, no

by Sssivvwohw0gag November 11, 2023