When lassies/Girls say their female friends are good looking or hot and they are in reality are below average/ugly. They have gone Lassie Blind.
Girl: owe my friend is some beautiful, you would like her (proceeds to show picture)
Guy:Hmm naw she ugly.
Girl: No she not she beautiful.
Guy: Aye she is, you're Lassie Blind.
Guy:Hmm naw she ugly.
Girl: No she not she beautiful.
Guy: Aye she is, you're Lassie Blind.
by Sickboydave January 9, 2017
Get the Lassie Blindmug. The feeling of anxiety and over-analization a person gets when they have a crush and are trying to determine if the other person feels the same way. Most times it’s obivous but they’re so blinded by anxiety of fucking up that they can’t see how incredibly obvious it is.
by FlyingKitten35 November 17, 2017
Get the lovesick blindnessmug. 1.When a friend/partner has a period when they will be totally fixxed when they see a baby and nothing else (including obstacles), anywhere.
2.When parents of an ugly baby think it is the cutest and most wonderful thing in the world. Ignoring it obvious faults.
2.When parents of an ugly baby think it is the cutest and most wonderful thing in the world. Ignoring it obvious faults.
1.women and baby in pram walking down a street
friend1: Arrr that baby so cute.....
Owwwww! who put that lamp post there?
friend2: you lampposted cause of your baby blindness. That serious baby blinding.
2.Mum: aint she the most cute baby in the world!
Friend: errmmmmm no it looks like an alien from men in black
Mum: what!?
Friend: you got serious baby blindness
friend1: Arrr that baby so cute.....
Owwwww! who put that lamp post there?
friend2: you lampposted cause of your baby blindness. That serious baby blinding.
2.Mum: aint she the most cute baby in the world!
Friend: errmmmmm no it looks like an alien from men in black
Mum: what!?
Friend: you got serious baby blindness
by fudgefeint April 4, 2009
Get the Baby blindnessmug. 1. "Why is she talking to that collar popper?"
"Mindy? Total douche blindness."
2. "I'm going out with Mindy tonight, Ed Hardy or Tap Out brah?"
"Mindy? Total douche blindness."
2. "I'm going out with Mindy tonight, Ed Hardy or Tap Out brah?"
by JTHome September 10, 2010
Get the Douche Blindnessmug. n. An Australian imaginary incapacitated person held up as an archetype of incapacity: what Blind Freddy can see (understand) must be very obvious.
Was once believed to have originated from a 1920s Sydney hawker named either Freddy or Freddie, however it appears that a reference to Blind Freddy in the context of seeing (understanding) the bleeding obvious was made in an issue of The Sydney Sportsman in October 1902.
Further research suggests that Blind Freddy may be a reference to Sir Frederick William Pottinger, a police officer who was in charge of the Lachlan district in New South Wales in the mid-1800s. The success of bushranger Ben Hall in evading capture there in 1862 is alleged to have earned Pottinger the name "Blind Freddy".
Was once believed to have originated from a 1920s Sydney hawker named either Freddy or Freddie, however it appears that a reference to Blind Freddy in the context of seeing (understanding) the bleeding obvious was made in an issue of The Sydney Sportsman in October 1902.
Further research suggests that Blind Freddy may be a reference to Sir Frederick William Pottinger, a police officer who was in charge of the Lachlan district in New South Wales in the mid-1800s. The success of bushranger Ben Hall in evading capture there in 1862 is alleged to have earned Pottinger the name "Blind Freddy".
by tonedebone September 17, 2019
Get the Blind Freddymug. by falmeth November 30, 2010
Get the blind by choicemug. guy: bro, when i first meant her and she turned around i was in shock her booty was that great
guy2: man you were BOOTY BLINDED!
guy2: man you were BOOTY BLINDED!
by clarkbenson June 9, 2011
Get the booty blindedmug.