Net Blindness

In sports, the ability only to see the other players on the field/ice, and not the net into which you are supposed to attempt to score eventhough you have a decent shot available to you.

"God damnit!, Tim Connoly's got another bout of net blindness. He tried that impossible pass instead of shooting the fucking puck!"

by EricGCharlotte February 21, 2008

Blind Puppy

When you are too tired in the morning to open your eyes, but you would still like to orally pleasure your man so you route around like a puppy that hasn’t opened their eyes yet until you find the tip and then you please him without opening your eyes.

Ever since I embraced the blind puppy technique, my boyfriend and I have had a much happier relationship.

by Tinkersmacks June 6, 2016

blind by choice

choosing to be blind by closing your eyes all the time

See that guy with his eyes closed, he's blind by choice.

by falmeth November 30, 2010

fucked blind

Being fucked so hard that you can no longer see. Everything turns into a blur.

Oh my Charlie had me fucked blind last night. When he finished I couldn't see anything it was all just a big blur!

by Bjornn October 3, 2015

lovesick blindness

The feeling of anxiety and over-analization a person gets when they have a crush and are trying to determine if the other person feels the same way. Most times it’s obivous but they’re so blinded by anxiety of fucking up that they can’t see how incredibly obvious it is.

Aw shit Abby you have lovesick blindness, so I’ll be your wingman.

by FlyingKitten35 November 17, 2017

blind chariot

when you blind fold a girl who’s masturbating while you go and get butt fucked by a horse

You tryna go to my uncles farm and preform a blind chariot

by Dragonnn699 May 6, 2020

Blind Vision

Blind hope - blind visions - blind center - one center
Blind living - and seeing - blind hell - blind hell
Blind visions - and no reasons - for action - blind words
Blind visions - and no reasons - for action - blind words
Blind visions - and no reasons - no reasons - for actions
In a dream when I'm reading pages full of words

The harder you look - it's getting hard - it's getting harder - it's not
A dream's a dream

In a dream when I'm reading pages
Pages full of words

It's
It's getting hard - it's not
It's not

It
It
It's getting harder
It's getting harder
Oooh, It's getting hard

Hold me closer now
Hold me closer - that's blind vision
Push me harder now
Harder
Push me harder - that's blind hell
Keep me spinning around and round - the blind center
Now I'm turning miles above the ground - that's blind hell
Blind hope - blind visions - blind center - one center...

by Death Menace May 9, 2023