In sports, the ability only to see the other players on the field/ice, and not the net into which you are supposed to attempt to score eventhough you have a decent shot available to you.
"God damnit!, Tim Connoly's got another bout of net blindness. He tried that impossible pass instead of shooting the fucking puck!"
by EricGCharlotte February 21, 2008
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Ever since I embraced the blind puppy technique, my boyfriend and I have had a much happier relationship.
by Tinkersmacks June 6, 2016
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Get the blind by choice mug.Oh my Charlie had me fucked blind last night. When he finished I couldn't see anything it was all just a big blur!
by Bjornn October 3, 2015
Get the fucked blind mug.The feeling of anxiety and over-analization a person gets when they have a crush and are trying to determine if the other person feels the same way. Most times it’s obivous but they’re so blinded by anxiety of fucking up that they can’t see how incredibly obvious it is.
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In a dream when I'm reading pages full of words
The harder you look - it's getting hard - it's getting harder - it's not
A dream's a dream
In a dream when I'm reading pages
Pages full of words
It's
It's getting hard - it's not
It's not
It
It
It's getting harder
It's getting harder
Oooh, It's getting hard
Blind living - and seeing - blind hell - blind hell
Blind visions - and no reasons - for action - blind words
Blind visions - and no reasons - for action - blind words
Blind visions - and no reasons - no reasons - for actions
In a dream when I'm reading pages full of words
The harder you look - it's getting hard - it's getting harder - it's not
A dream's a dream
In a dream when I'm reading pages
Pages full of words
It's
It's getting hard - it's not
It's not
It
It
It's getting harder
It's getting harder
Oooh, It's getting hard
Hold me closer now
Hold me closer - that's blind vision
Push me harder now
Harder
Push me harder - that's blind hell
Keep me spinning around and round - the blind center
Now I'm turning miles above the ground - that's blind hell
Blind hope - blind visions - blind center - one center...
Hold me closer - that's blind vision
Push me harder now
Harder
Push me harder - that's blind hell
Keep me spinning around and round - the blind center
Now I'm turning miles above the ground - that's blind hell
Blind hope - blind visions - blind center - one center...
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