master blaster

where a dude splits a rock with a crackhead while she sux his dick.

Yeah I got a rock I'll smoke wit you but I need to get a master blaster.

by charlie February 28, 2004

Chocolate blasters

An african american female tits that are completly beyond average size and just overwhelm all that see them

damn bro, you see those chocolate blasters on that black honey

by WAWA Young Gun January 6, 2011

Clash blaster

An extremely overpowered weapon in Splatoon 2. This thing fires 5 shots per second and takes 3 shots to splat. Also paired with splat bomb and sting ray. Clash blaster neo is 10x worse with the ability to gain a huge advantage in modes like rainmaker and tower control. You also need no aim for this weapon. It’s as if this is an instant win button. It’s really good in turf war despite blasters being the worst class for it. One of the most hated weapons in the community. Fun when you use it, not fun against it.

If only clash blasters were removed in splatoon 3…

by deadhamstercore May 9, 2022

groin blaster

A groin blaster is when you have an erection, and then you pull your legs together towards your groin really fast. This causes a painful rush of blood to the penis.

I gave myself the ol' groin blaster

by dmby.com March 28, 2005

ghetto blaster

1) n. a car stereo in an urban setting
2) n. slang for a rocket launcher disguised as a cheap boombox (see James Bond movies)
3) used as slang by whiteboys who want to sound like they haven't been in suburbia for all 16 years of their lives

Muh ghetta blaster can break windows across town wit it's bass - aww yea foo.

by Brian Kressin December 24, 2002

sand blaster

After a long day at the beach you fart in someone's face, thus blasting sand all over their face.

Her face was pink and raw after receiving an unexpected sand blaster.

by The Spot Formerly Known as G August 4, 2007

ghetto blaster

a car. usually baught before 2000.
To be considered a TRUE ghetto blaster, it must show at least two (3) of the following qualities:

-paint chipping
-hydrolics
-major carpet stains
-interior cloth (ie. ceiling, seats) is torn
-bullet holes on exterior
-has been keyed
-bras, thongs, or other undergarments protruding from doors or trunk
-at least 2 lights that don't work
-that mexican song as a horn
-squeaky brakes
-random backfires
-tape deck, no cd player
-etc.

Damn that ghetto blaster be pumpin. Shaniqua is damn fine in that mobile. I'd like to pull up to her bumper, and slap that monkey.

by G-ret July 16, 2008