the double blackout

The double blackout is when you go day drinking, and blackout for the first time before noon. You won’t know what happened but when you wake up there could be a stranger in your bed and you could be naked. That’s when you start to piece your day together and wonder what happened with the stranger. However, it’s only 4pm and your friends want to meet up. That’s when you rally. The probably ends with shots of tequila and throwing up in an alley outside some kind of shit smelling Indian restaurant. But you don’t know bc you just did the double blackout. The next morning is a rough one.

Hey Carey! I don’t remember shit. I feel like a dirty whore bc I woke up after my first blackout and couldn’t remember if I fucked this guy named Steve. He seemed cool though so we rallied. We were up until 6 am when I blacked out again, but the last thing I remember is sucking his dick in the last bar we were in. It was another of the double blackout for me...

by Larry and Rex and Benny July 15, 2018

Blackout Vegas

When you get so drunk, all mentions of what happened the night before are sworn secrets to all parties involved.

Dude You puked all over yourself last night! Me: What happens in Blackout Vegas stays in Blackout Vegas

by SHUshut June 2, 2018

African blackout

When a man enters his penis into a womans vagina before proceding to have intercorse in the butt while the female feriocsly shits down the mans penis before its insertied back into the womans mouth where she licks it clean and the procces starts again until orgasium

-Hey man you see that new trend
-what trend
-the african blackout
-ill look it up.....wtf

by jihfuiqhfuihrewf April 21, 2022

Blackout Sampler

A shot of whiskey, a glass of wine, a beer, and a glass of brandy drank as quickly as possible

Hey, have you tried the blackout sampler at the pub? It's bomb, yo!

by Will.o.w July 13, 2016

Blackout sex

Sex (most of the time drunken sex) you have no memory of. You draw a complete blank who you were last night until you face them in the morning.

For futher reference see : american pie beta house

Jacob (calling on a cell in a girls bed): dude i had total blackout sex last night with a total hottie. I think"

2 second later a very overly muscular woman came in the room carrying breakfast to his shock

by Theamazinggeek April 17, 2018

Blackout

A complete state of inability to remember anything for a period of time due to alcohol consumption. So basically if you have ever played the drinking game "Thunder"

Bro: "Remember last night?"
You: "Nope, probably was blackout drunk."

by ImInCollege July 4, 2016

Wisconsin blackout

A popular drink found only in bars local to Wisconsin, Delaware, Detroit, Bangladesh, and Cincinnati. The the drink has elusive ingredients though it's effects are well documented. Most common effects are hallucinations and a lack of object permanence. Of course the name is derived from it's place of creation and it's usual tendency to cause people to blackout soon after consumption.

Person A: Dude I was in Bangladesh a few months ago. Have you ever heard of or tried a Wisconsin blackout?

Person B: A Wisconsin what?

Person A: Bro that shit had me fucked up. I think I pierced my own kneecap but I really can't remember.

by Funny sandwich man August 29, 2022