Bible-thumper

A person who generally adheres strictly to the Bible, Scripture, or New Testament. Usually found in Southern states, North Carolina, Florida, Texas, Louisiana, etc., etc.... Bible-Thumpers usually allow themselves to be seen as "God-fearing" Christians, but once they're behind closed doors will talk trash about everyone in their neighborhood. They usually try to shove their beliefs down everyones' throats and hate people who are different (Gays, Jews, Wiccans, etc., etc...).

STAY CLEAR OF THEM. POINT BLANK.

"Hey, I'm going over to Sally's today."
"Oh? I hear her parents are Bible-Thumpers."
"Really? That explains a lot..."
"Watch out. The minute they start preaching about how you're always committing a sin, and that if you don't get saved soon you'll burn in hell, get the fuck out of there."
"Will do, will do."

by IMissTheSilence November 3, 2009

Bubble Bobble

a classic arcade game in which two bubble-blowin dinos named Bub and Bob rescue their girlfriends from the cave of monsters

Bubble Bobble is one of the greatest arcade games ever made

by Eddy October 21, 2003

Bible Bone

1. Term used for sexual intercourse by God fearing folks adamant on not losing their virginity. Sex not involving the vagina (i.e. anal, oral, in the ear, etc...).

2. Used metaphorically to describe getting "raped" by something.

1. "Man, the pastor's daughter is so kinky, but she's afraid to lose her virginity. She'll only let me bible bone her."

2. "I just got bible boned by that reverse sit-ups machine."

by shockerrocker April 15, 2009

Bible Mack

Noun 1) The act of being tricked into attending some type of religious invite. Usually pertaining to being invited to church by some holy roller who pretends to be nice to you right before they spring "By the way would you like to go church with me?"

Verb 2) How a person can ruin your complete fucking day by asking you to go to their kooky cult like church after they do you a solid. i.e. "Thanks James for helping me paint my house." "No problem Dedan...say you want to go to church with me?"

Kevin: Hey man how you are doing?

Drew: Pretty good just getting ready for the weekend! Thanks for letting me borrow your car today.

Kevin: Anytime man! Got any big plans for the weekend?

Drew: Nada, I'm just trying to get my chill on!

Kevin: That sounds good...say you want to go to church with me since you have no real plans?

Drew: Dog did you just try to bible mack me?

by Form-VII April 9, 2009

Bibleass

Someone who will reply to anything you say with a bible verse, strict words on how you shouldn't "be like the world", or a huge rant about how you are a terrible person. These people are always straight-edge, routine church goers and readers of the holy book. They also sound a lot like you're mother when they speak to you. Your usual bibleass also gives off a vibe that they have no idea what they are talking about.

Tim is such a Bibleass, he tells me I shouldn't drink or smoke cigarettes, and i'm 25 years old!

by Jerry McGrubbles Sr. December 2, 2009

BibleThumper

a) Self-righteous, irksome, delusional person who is infused with religous vanity and is prone to annoy others with their judgmental attitude.
b) person who is convinced he/she is going to heaven, despite the fact that he/she sucks to no end.
c) poor selection for a lover or roommate.

If I hear any more sermons from that friggin' biblethumper, I'm going to kick his self-righteous, unemployed ass right out of my apartment.

by no-one of consequence November 12, 2003

bobble head

A person who gives a lot of blow jobs.

"Does she put out?"
"No, but she's a great bobble head."

by C_CA June 11, 2006