Pope Benedict XVI

A man who many thought to be very brave until he decided to apologize for remarks about the Islamic faith that were very true. This apology proved Mr. Ratzinger, aka Pope BenedictXVI, a complete coward.

"The Muslims are attacking! Where's Pope Benedict XVI? Oh wait. He's hiding!"

by tinklemint September 26, 2006

St. Benedict

St. Benedict school is a small Catholic school in the fan, where the kids that aren't mean are just stupid or slutty. Of course, the moronic sixth graders leave a skankiness gap from the elementary to middle school, going will-nilly when someone kisses someone else (on the cheek). Boys and girls alike share the same stupidity and ignorance, laughing when someone says "poop" and flirting with a tall red-haired white boy with an afro. When they aren't making out with him, they go for a more "slow", short blonde boy with creapy contacts and an "irresistable" habit of rolling up his sleeves and strutting around the playground. You may meet a few nice teachers there, but most are just liberals or decimal-loving communists, who never cease to bash Bush and the Crusades. The school would be better if kids would stop making out on the playground. And an assortment of angry, bitter people. Plus, Lucas is also gay.

Anonymous sixth grader: "There's a rumor going around that you and Adam are going out."
Lucas: "Yes!"

by Not telling you February 20, 2005

benedict

an aussie slang word used mainly by 'stingray' in neighbours which means to be a traitor.

you freakin benedict, i oughta kick your ass

by steven thackwray September 28, 2006

Benned

Verb- Dominated and humiliated, usually in a highlight reel way. Based off the Dallas Stars hockey player Jamie Benn, as he the raddest motherfucker in sports. (Benn, Bennage, Benning)

Guy 1: Did you see what happened to Ibaka the other night? Guy 2: Yeah bro, he got absolutely benned by Dirk!

by Hutcherton June 12, 2011

Eggs Benedick

During intercourse before ejeculation the man pulls out and cums in his own belly button and then the girl squats over him and urinates over it so it runs down his stomach and his dick.

Dude this chick was so hott I totally let her Eggs Benedick me it was awesome.

by Smelly Smellerton June 25, 2010

Benedick

Your go to guy for your dick encounters of the sleazy variety. It's not the guy you try to date, its just the guy you call when you want some immediate satisfaction.

It's 2am and I'm drunk and horny, let me call my benedick!!

by juno44 January 26, 2010

benedict arnold

He made some good eggs.

"(Benedict Arnold) made some good eggs." -Nick Cannon, Underclassman

by I ain't tellin you NoTHIN'! July 23, 2006