garage-blender

A blender that must be stored in the garage, because it is so manly it offends your wife's delicate senses.

Finally, I can make my own steak-milkshakes, now that I have my new garage-blender.

by Gerard Gadal June 27, 2008

blender

Oral sex from a girl with braces

Temitra gave Dom a blender when they were hella crunk.

by Brett Everhart April 24, 2006

ill stick your arms in a blender and skin you alive

It means i love what you've done with your couch setup.

ill stick your arms in a blender and skin you alive

my penis is sad :(

Yeah i like strudel too

by meowu80u80 March 15, 2010

blender material

Someone is blender material when the user of the word believes that people in general {as well as themselves} would rather have sex with a blender than that person.

Tom: Eugh. She`s blender material.

by Keijei August 14, 2007

bellendqueen

fit bird who loves cock

me bitch "sapnin bellendqueen girl"

by timmyturtlesayle June 30, 2009

Beender

noun; a mexican word for "binder"

"I carry a beender to class like a good student"

by xslayrx March 2, 2010

Blender Blowjob

When you receive a blowjob from someone who either wears braces or uses their teeth, creating great discomfort

Person 1: How was your date last night?
Person 2: Not great. When things got dicey, she gave me a blender blowjob. It took 12 stitches to attach my foreskin again.

by HornyKangarooNutsOnYou December 6, 2022