Belgian double-dip

The act of a man giving a woman anal, then oral, then anal again.

Did you hear how Jeff’s wife got sick after she tried a Belgian double-dip.

by Mr. Crabs lover June 26, 2024

Belgian Double-Dip

The act of performing Anal, Then Oral, Then Anal again.

Did you hear how Jeff’s wife got sick after they tried a Belgian Double-Dip.

by Mr. Crabs lover June 26, 2024

The Complete Belgian Breakfast

You wake up in the morning, hop in the shower, take a shit in the shower, (waffle stomp that bitch), and sensually glaze the waffle with your jizz. Take a step back and admire your work. Enjoy!

"Hey, why is Tommy Tomasso so out of breath?"

"Oh, cuz he just finished The Complete Belgian Breakfast, he gave it all he had."

by The Thesaurus July 31, 2024

Belgian Bellows

When you waft the air from a fart under a cover, duvet or comforter in bed at yourself or someone else in the room.

I had terrible gas the other day and while flopping around in bed, I managed to Belgian Bellows myself.

by Darn1737 April 27, 2025

Belgian Blender

A sexual act involving the male inserting his cock and balls into a female, and spinning on the axis created.
Simply put it all in, and spin.

Dude, I took Janine home and gave her the Belgian Blender.
How’d it go?

Doc says I got torsion again.

by GooseA7 May 16, 2025

Belgian Whoopie Cushion

When a man farts into a woman's vagina while being a small spoon

My man Belgian Whoopie Cushioned me last night

by TheMattress May 26, 2025

Belgian Toast

The act of dipping your penis in someone's beer when they're not around to see it.

While some say it is slightly unhygienic, others counter that the beer kills any bacteria.

(This phrase might be a local Australian, or local British phrase)

Bruce gave Dave a classic Belgian toast when he left to talk to a girl.

by bigstrayan June 8, 2025