Beige gyat

Someone who is wearing and/or wears beige colored jeans.

Ex: Hey look! Maya has a beige gyat!

by chadeesa July 20, 2024

Beige Balls

Swelling and discoloration of testicles that give off the illusion of being beige. A product of neglecting ejaculation via intercourse. Most commonly experienced by patients who go by the name “Dave.”

Person 1: “Yo that boy get no play”
Person 2: “Yeah I know, nigga got beige balls lmao XD”

by MustardandKetchup22 January 15, 2024

Beige Balls

Swelling and discoloration of testicles that gives off the illusion of beige coloring. A product of negligence of ejaculation via intercourse, most common with patients who go by the name “Dave”.

Person 1: “Yo that boy get no play”
Person 2: “yea brother got some beige balls lmao XD”

by MustardandKetchup22 January 15, 2024

beigellia

a weird girl, not one that people would be friends with. It’s to let other weirdos know that you are one of them so you can be friends.

“are you a beigellia too?”
“yes that’s why I put it as my username”

by imfunnyiknow December 8, 2023

beigonnaise

When mayonnaise is so past its "consume by" date that it turns beige and oddly liquid. It then squirts out uncontrollably all over your sandwich when squeezed.

Even though she usually doesn't eat mayo, Lauren said duck it, and sprayed her sandwich down with beigonnaise, only to pay for it a few short hours later

by hotroddy March 22, 2024

beigonnaise

When mayonnaise is so far out of date that it resembles a beige liquidy construction compound

The woman decided to roll the dice and, to her later gastrointestinal detriment, sprayed her ham sandwich with a healthy spattering of beigonnaise.

by hotroddy March 22, 2024

Beigeshirt

A synonym for 'Gammon' less likely to trigger accusations of racism.

Someone who is generally middle aged or older, and far right-leaning politically. Generally very anti-immigration. Could be said to hold 'Fascist-lite' opinions.

The term 'Beigeshirt' stems from 'Brownshirt' but in a less extreme, armchair-oriented form. Beige also being a colour strongly associated with elderly Brits.

God, my dad is turning into a real Beigeshirt. He does nothing but watch GB News and bang on about brown people in dinghies.

by The Real Rob G July 9, 2024