When mayonnaise is so past its "consume by" date that it turns beige and oddly liquid. It then squirts out uncontrollably all over your sandwich when squeezed.
Even though she usually doesn't eat mayo, Lauren said duck it, and sprayed her sandwich down with beigonnaise, only to pay for it a few short hours later
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