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Check it before you wreck it

A call to action to remind you to inspect a person's genitals for signs of sexually transmitted diseases before engaging in sexual intercourse.
I hear you're going out with Roxy tonight. That ho has been around, so make sure you check it before you wreck it.
by Indy Ho Down June 23, 2012
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Milk before cereal

Pouring milk first creates a better cereal-to-milk ratio. When you pour cereal first, you can't see how much milk you're really pouring until it has covered your mountain of cereal. When you pour the milk first, you know just how much cereal you need to match it.

Pouring the milk before the cereal also keeps your cereal crunchy for longer. There's nothing worse than eating soggy cereal at the bottom of your bowl. Milk before cereal preserves the coveted crunch. People who do this are logical, precise and independent.
Louis: Hey Chanel! Do you put milk before cereal?

Chanel: Yawr! It makes more sense and makes it taste better as well!
by NotTonTon December 8, 2020
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fear before the march of flames

Fear Before the March of Flames is about to go to your hometown...and eat your fucking soul.
by Tim September 4, 2004
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Blunt before Cunt

It is the saying meaning that marijuana comes before any female or "Pussy". Related to the saying Bros before hoes.
Dude1: Hey man want to hit this man!?

Dude2: No man i gotta go hit up my girl.

Dude1: Yo man Blunt before Cunt!
by BigBadNasty October 6, 2011
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rap it before you tap it

Dude, rap it before you tap it or she's gonna get pregnant!
by ganstamomma January 10, 2011
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Beforefast

The meal you eat at like 3 am before going to bed. It is obviously after dinner, but you have not begun truly fasting overnight. Thus, this is the last meal before the fast, only to be broken by breakfast. This is beforefast.
I ate beforefast at like 3am last night
by dominobes May 31, 2020
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running before the catch

Acting as if something good will definitely happen, without it happening yet, and then paying for such optimism.

Derived from football, where the wide receiver starts thinking about what he is going to do AFTER the catch, before the ball gets to him. Inevitably the wide receiver drops the ball.
I swore I was going to get an offer from that company I have been interviewing with, so I haven't done any work in days. The job fell through. I was running before the catch.
by pdiddyfashions August 11, 2010
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