Ja beam

This is the word mean to be used in video games or in any situation where a massive lazer of insane strength is fired. It can also be used with things other than lazers but it's principal use is with massive lazer of destruction

Laser Tower: Firing lazer...3...2...1...

Player 1: Holy shit! a Ja Beam!

player 2: crap the Ja beam got me!

by Tirago February 5, 2010

Lazar beam

A sellout who only plays Fortnite because he is a stupid gay wannabe. He soldout on his first video ever. He is gayer than anyone, including you. (which is really gay.) Lazar beams only good videos are his old reddit videos.

Stupid Timmy: OOOOO, LAZARBEAM FORTNITE!!!!

Me and my intelligent self: Fuck off Timmy, if you want good youtube watch Funweygames *wink wink*

Stupid Timmy: AHHHH, THATS A GOOD IDEA!!

Me and my intelligent self: yes Timmy, Lazarbeam is a sellout who only plays Fortnite because he is a stupid gay wannabe. He soldout on his first video ever. He is gayer than anyone, including you. (which is really gay.) Lazar beams only good videos are his old reddit videos.

by ImASmartBoi October 17, 2018

8'' beam

What we badboys ride on.

"Where are your front wheels, man??"
"Got 'em tucked with my new 8'' beam...!"

by Checker the Chubby October 20, 2008

Pain Beam

Some dude's dick in your ass

Teacher: Sit down.
Student: I'm sorry, I can't due to the pain beam I received last night.

by daswassup August 26, 2010

Gazer Beam

A strong, penetrating stare one gives illustrating contempt, approval, lust, and a variety of other emotions.

Dude, that guy was shooting gazer beams at that hot chick all night.

Mom shot me gazer beams when I made a joke about her friends.

"Did you see that guy in the car behind us?" - Driver
"Yeah, he was shooting you gazer beams for the past five miles." - Passenger
"What a douche bag." - Driver

by The Lovdahlinator September 2, 2011

Strategy Beam

Term the most business-y people of all business people use when referring to a common projector. Everyday people put up information on the projector; the coolest kids utilize a strategy beam.

Let's go hit up the conference room and throw that presentation up on the Strategy Beam so we can build the business case for how our global initiatives are going to holistically synergize our go-to-market approach!

by CoolGuyRandall February 5, 2012

penis beam

An erection that manifests suddenly or quickly.

She made my penis beam..
No, I'm not a pervert it's just that you really make my penis beam..

by DDDalso August 23, 2017