A person who is a witch and is also Skeptical, Agnostic, Atheist and/or Science-seeking. A follower of SASS witchcraft.
by VaanSquirrel December 21, 2022
The Wenis Witch is a horrid creature from the west, with warts a plenty and a mole the size of antarctica. She comes in the night and bites off your wenis so that you cannot bend your arms, then she sniffs them and saves them for her meal of wenis'. There is only one way to protect yourself from the Wenis Witch and that is to place your hand upon your head so that she cannot bite off your wenis!
AHH! The Wenis Witch is coming quick place your hand upon your head so she won't bite off your wenis!
by Prudence VonFiltch April 27, 2009
A person who is either black or acts like a black person and possesses great magical powers, there are no nigger wizards the word is used for both male and females.
by ionmonster January 26, 2014
A huge clit that resembles a witch finger.
Her witch finger was bigger than my dick.
My wifes witch finger is so long, I can sword fight her with my dick.
My wifes witch finger is so long, I can sword fight her with my dick.
by Quiddler August 26, 2018
A cornish saying for a woman with flaccid saggy breasts, normally an older woman, but can be a younger woman who has let herself go and decided that a bra is not for her, normally slightly crazier younger woman with no luck with men and decided just to give up and just drink wine, and moan a lot about how shit her life is. Usually seen hanging around with an older woman normally wearing an Adidas jacket
Tess isn’t that old but I’ve noticed she has got Witches tits, clearly she has given up on finding a man
by SainsburyTom June 06, 2021
When an older woman (cougar and above) inserts her old, knobby, crooked finger into your butthole. During a BJ is optional
Man this cougar was giving me a blowjob and gave me the witches finger. Not sure how I feel about it.
by GoongaGaLunga July 03, 2018
A term used by racist dickless wonders to try and degrade women who are vastly more intelligent than they are.
by JD NEGAN August 25, 2017