rookie bater

The first class of masturbation. First step rookie bater, next is Bater, followed by the most coveted of all titles. Masturbator!

Man, I've only beat it like 10 times, im still a rookie bater until ive slapped the salami 50 times, and then I still won't reach master until the unprecedented 10000 times.

by Grand Master Chomp da piece. November 2, 2007

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hate-bate

Just like hate sex, but the masturbation version.

God that bitch is so stupid. I think I'm gonna hate-bate to her.

by NotMyRealNameDerp December 4, 2010

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Related Words

Batze • Batzen • bate • bater • Bateman • batey • 'Bate and Switch • batesy • bateater • batemans bay

assist-a-bate

masturbation with the help of a friend

Hey, I need some help, can you assist-a-bate me?

by Richardgayfaggotfruit April 12, 2008

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BALZE

Misspelling of "Blaze", Iron maidens' best singer.

omfg BALZE IS TEH WORSTEST VOCULIST EVA!!!11111111 :FLAM:

by Kannis Moloney March 1, 2005

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barzen

German expression for smoking cannabis

Lass mal einen barzen...

by Marison April 5, 2004

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A strategy of pleasuring oneself wherein, when the brachioradialis muscle of one's dominant arm begins to tire, one seamlessly switches to the less dominant hand in such a way that the "flow" is not broken.

Also referred to as the Swap 'n' Pop or the Winded Bat Boy.

Cody wanted to do more than rub out an easy one, but he knew that he was out of shape and would have to pull a 'bate and switch, yo.

by HolyMackerel May 12, 2009

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