Batty Mick

Batty Mick

Generic computer virus/fungal infection. Remove with caution and lock your doors. After infection: re-install all your security programs, buy a new firewall, change Skype number, change messenger account details and lock up your wife.

Batty Mick otherwise known as: w32.battymick.a deletes firewall, antivirus, spyware detection and gains access to your email accounts for your wife / girlfriends email / vital statistics, phone No. etc.

by Random Generic Person December 4, 2005

Batty man

Da creature known as Da Goonerman is definitely a Batty Boy

see above for an example of a Batty Boy

by ManYooMan January 7, 2005

Batty Puppet

A definative person which causes utter lameity to happen to a person or persons just because they like being assholeish. Similar to randomite but more targeted and powerful. You feel like the person wants to stick their hand up your ass (batty) and probably has a batty fetish..and control you

Shes a batty puppet high commander, intending to ruin my life. Ugh pax her wdr

by Queen Jenni of Sparta October 19, 2008

batty chips

When you are dealt the "rough" or "unfair" hand.

Ive just been dealt some batty chips bruv

by sephirothcloud November 27, 2013

batty creep

Someone who obsesses over the anus/sphincter or anything involving it.

'Oi, i fucking love arseholes'
'What the fuck Charlotte you batty creep!'

by battycreep316 June 6, 2016

batty lips

Swollen lips from a night out from licking them too much, often happens when taking MDMA.

You've got pure batty lips

by idontknowomgpls February 6, 2017

Batty Sweat

Batty Sweat is when your body is sweating so much that your arse hole produces its own sweat, so when you sit down on a chair you can see the outline of your arse cheeks.

Me: Im so hot
Dave: Why don't you sit down in the shade
Me: No I have Batty Sweat

by nipple twister licker May 27, 2017