Hoochie Babies

Hoochie Babies are Hoochie Mamas in training but can still be saved before becoming full fledged Hoochie Mamas (which is a point of no return).

Hoochie babies can be saved by either watching 'What not to wear' repeatedly or seeking the advice of fabulous, appropriately clothed women. In extreme cases watching 'What not to wear' in the presence of fabulous, appropriately clothed women may also be necessary.

Blech! Someone send those hoochie babies home and turn on the lights so they can find their pants. Humbug!

by hukra December 2, 2010

Barbie and Ken

Barbie had an affair with GI Joe, and in an attempt to win her back, Ken was instrumental in having Mattel shrink GI Joe to half his former size. Humiliated, Joe signed up for a long stint overseas while Barbie tried to drive her pink Corvette off of a cliff in Malibu. She survived, and only after extensive plastic surgery was she able to continue her multiple careers, including a guest spot on Nip Tuck. After years of therapy & 12-step meetings, she was finally able to forgive Ken. But she did it for herself, not for Ken. While forced to meet in certain social situations, their relationship remains strained.

Barbie and Ken? Look at how plastic Barbie looks to this day, and what about that blank stare she has when she sees Ken?

by Miss Melba Toast February 5, 2010

dead babies

ill luck, mishaps, bad circumstances.

after the boat started taking in water, they knew it was all dead babies from here on out.

by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004

barbie

a female plastic thing with too-large boobs, too-small waist, and painted on underwear. it is scientifically known that anyone with boobs that large and a waist that small would topple over as soon as they stand up.

i liked to cut all her hair off when i was a kid.

dad: why are there always naked barbies laying around the house??

by pinkslips April 14, 2007

Barbie

Nickname for Dr Elliot Read (Sarah Chalke) in 'Scrubs', meaning she is hot but a bit of an airhead and clumsy as anything.

Elliot: Oh, Dr. Cox, does this lipstick make me look like a clown?
Dr. Cox: No, Barbie, no... it makes you look like a prostitute who caters exclusively *to* clowns.
Elliot: I'm sorry, that was my mistake, I keep forgetting that you're a horrible, horrible person.
Dr. Cox: Ooh, Backbone Barbie.

by Steph F May 1, 2006

eat babies

something done when one is bored and doesn't really feel like cooking or any of that shit.

man, got so fried i ate babies.

by defect December 13, 2004

Caribou Barbie

Phrase used to describe Republican Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin; refers to her avid love of hunting various animals, presumably including caribou. Popularized by a skit on the Saturday Night Live episode which Palin hosted.

"What's that they're calling her now?"

"Caribou Barbie?"

"Yeah, that's it."

by ArtificialBlur March 1, 2009