backseat chef

One who constantly tries to add ingredients and tells someone what and how to cook something when someone is preparing food.

Mom: "Okay, i'm making dinner."

Kid 1: "No, no, no, you are making it all wrong, you need to add ketchup."

Mom: "Oh I think i can do this myself sweety."

Kid 1: "Ugh!" *adds all THEIR favorite things.

Kid 2: "OMG, you are such a backseat chef!"

by LOL~WUT November 22, 2011

Backsliding

Backsliding is the action of crawling back to one's ex.{Very popular}

Person 1: Dude, give me your phone

Person 2: What? Why?

Person 1: Because after this drink, you're going to call up Jen and try to get back with her...whatever she is.

Person 2: What? Naw, man...

Person 1: Yeah you will. You do it all the time. It's called backsliding

by Girl Anonymous December 18, 2012

backside attack

Real-A term used in chemistry to describe a chemical reaction mechanism.

Slang-When a girl who doesn't know you are there bends over and you (attack/ hump the fuck out of) her backside.

Girly was bending over so i busted her up with a backside attack

by The Doug April 11, 2003

Backseat Fucked

When a good student is put in the back of the class to set a barrier or wall between the reject kids who were put there. The student is only there because the teacher doesnt want to deal with the stupid kids anymore, and good student suffers from it.

Boy 1: My grade is totally dropping in math because I can't see the board anymore. Mrs.Smith totally backseat fucked me.
Boy 2: I understand! Ever since I was was moved to the back in history to provide a wall between the slackers, I havent learned a thing

by HannahHorton December 23, 2008

backshots

thrusting in and out while performing doggystyle.

yo, that girl had me crazy off the backshots lastnight

by pockets April 29, 2003

backshit

noun - Unwelcome background chatter

"I was giving a captivating speech to an enthralled crowd. When all of a sudden, some loony starts shouting about their stupid position. I hate backshit like that."

by Cristina FS July 23, 2008

Backstabber

One who listens to your problems, pretends to be your friend, acts so fake around you you actually believe it, but in the end goes and hooks up with your boyfriend, spreads rumors about you, etc.

Amelia hooked up with him? I thought she was her best friend! What a backstabber....

by xxxxxooooo69 February 22, 2011