Shit-Buffer

Your boss or line-manager. A good shit-buffer will protect your from all the shit raining down from senior levels of management. They will stop you from being pulled into random projects and protect you from all the politics so you can just get on and do your job without unnecessary stress.
by olijj February 07, 2022
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Buffer Fat

When, based on what a person is wearing, it is indiscernible whether they are buff or fat.
I have a buffer fat body; depending on the clothes I’m wearing, you can’t tell if I’m buff or fat.
by thegreatspritzingduck December 11, 2021
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buffer pussy

Female sexual partner used to distance ones self emotionally from ones ex's vagina before then sleeping with said ex.
Vanessa needs that buffer pussy before sleeping with her ex over Christmas break.
by Vnastysoultrain December 05, 2016
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buffer sleep

When you're asleep, and people keep waking you up.
Person 1: "Did you get any sleep last night?"
Person 2: "No, I was having buffer sleep."
Person 2: "My siblings kept waking me up."
Person 1: "They must be annoying."
by ByrdIsThaWyrd June 15, 2016
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Muff Buffer

A slightly acidic solution applied to ones vagina to bring pH back to alkaline, control dank smells
Fuck Julia, you need muff buffer! I burnt my tongue doing one lap of your courtyard there's no way im gonna stick my dick in that.
by simomaen February 08, 2011
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Shuffle Buffer

When listening to a music library or playlist on shuffle, the songs you don't know well or would not normally listen to, are known as shuffle buffer.
I was listening to my music on random when I hit a shitton of shuffle buffer. Where the hell is the stuff I know?
by Codieaaron May 28, 2013
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buffer activity

Something couples do in between getting home and making out. Examples include board games, card games, or cuddling while watching TV.
Caelie: You wanna make out?
Steve: We just got home, we need a buffer activity. How about we watch an episode of The Big Bang Theory first?
Caelie: Ok.
by KillerSkorpion April 03, 2014
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