bolens boat boner

A boner that is so hard that it hurts your penis.

Last night I watched so much fart fetish hentai that I got a bolens boat boner and it hurt so bad that I couldn't even fap without making it hurt even more!

by xXWhiteKnightXx July 18, 2010

Borange

When things go a bit more than pear shaped.

like when your monkey goes 'mysteriously' missing..

by leah January 6, 2005

borange

The only word in the universe that rhymes with "orange". Duh.

Borange rhymes with orange. It's a borange dumbass.

by Griselda Foodlesquink April 10, 2006

Borangeboobs

comes from the latin word Borangeous-Boobious.
basicly means saggy old wrinkly tits.

Yo mamma has borangeboobs!

by rex January 4, 2005

borange

Using so much bronzer that it is difficult to distinguish face from pumpkin.

"did you see Jane at the dance? She was totally borange

by evil_giraffe August 14, 2009

borange

Borange, the term used to describe a crusty old lady

aww! check out THAT borange

by Alex January 6, 2005

borange

1.(a.)past its 'use-by' or 'best-before' date, but still of value or interest to someone; declining in quality and/or use, but remaining sentimentally valued; becoming useless, low quality, undesireable, distasteful, unattractive.
2. (v.t.)to decline in usefulness, quality, desire, taste, attractiveness.
3. (n.)nearly worthless thing.
4. (int.) expression of mild disapproval or being affronted.

1. Nanna always headed straight for the section of the supermarket where she could pick up some borange bargains.
2. Nanna was boranging more rapidly with each shandy she drank.
3. She realised, when she looked closely, that the cucumber was a borange.
4. Oh, borange, that tastes a bit off!

by AliGB January 11, 2005